Monday, June 2, 2014

List of dreams

I've mentioned before that I wanted to keep a dream diary, but haven't gotten around to doing it.
I should list out the dreams so that I WILL write them one day.. I still do remember them vividly, so they won't lack for detail, I guess.

#1: Touring space (with family), seeing space animals, space worms and willow tree-like hands
#2: Skeleton murderer (accused to be), woke up after turning into Emma Stone
#3: Sultan of Brunei wants my watch after I drove around KL as a 14 year old teenager
#4: Made a cross between a pig and a dog and it turned out to be the cutest animal ever. I had it as a pet for the rest of the dream and woke up wanting one.
#5: Crazy girl stalker who wants revenge after I turned her in for preserving live puppies into dolls, stalks my family for revenge. President Obama was going to help protect me but chickened out once the stalking began.



#4 and #5 are new.. Freshly "dreamt" last night.. But I'm having a splitting headache right now because #5 was a nightmare and I woke up frightened and upset.. Still am.

Will continue when I can.. and probably post it up soon.

I'm done with uni, so I will have lots of time to spare and I will push myself to post stuff on my blog. I know I've completely ignored it, but I will come back to this..

Sunday, October 7, 2012

The Paper Test

So I've been having this dream many times but never one so clear. Been having this idea/dream since college year (2009) multiple times but never really told anyone.. I mean I did.. kinda.. sorta. I implemented parts of my dream to an assignment presentation before.. if that counts as telling anyone.. 

You know there has always been talk about the Smellevision idea? A television with an extra sense implemented to let you smell what you're watching? It's a pretty general idea most people think of - yes. But I've dreamt of how to make it - sorta. My science knowledge isn't great, just what I've learned from high school and nothing more.. I recall learning that smells are technically made out of molecules, basic smells like fruit, flowers, alcohol is easy to reproduce in the school science lab. That's all fine and good. This interested me enough to do my own Google research on this and they can also re-create "bad" smells too - like the smell of fish, rubbish and rotting flesh. 

Smells are technically compounds made out of a different bunch of molecules. If it's easy enough to be done in a high school lab, I'm pretty sure that it can be modified and tinkered into something automatically done just by providing "sensors" to recognize the compound of the filming and then translate that into what's required for the person watching the show. 

A Smellevision would add smell to the viewer's experience - imagine cooking shows with this! It's a dream, really! "What about the bad smells etc?" Pretty easy actually.. Let's say you're watching a murder/horror show with lots of blood and gore, right? People who act in these shows are obvious using only fake blood etc, but to make the entire Smellevision idea more realistic, they could take the "sensors" to sense the compound of real blood and whatever disgusting stuff they want to put into their movie. 

You might think it's a pretty disgusting idea - to smell gross stuff of whatever you're watching, but it would work like sound - you can mute it! I called it "smute" last time when I did my presentation back in college. It was just an international business presentation really, I actually have no expertise in the field of chemistry :P In fact, it's my most hated subject in high school. I failed so hard at it! Haha!

But I do like watching documentaries and stuff. Super nerdy, but it's SO interesting! They don't usually cover all these "smell compound" stuff so I usually get my fill from Google. My favourite documentaries are the animal ones.. So I figured, you know how snakes "taste" the air? Isn't taste kinda like smell (in a way)? So why don't scientists put more study into that? If they could taste the air, it's a sort of smell sensor, right? So yeah, snake tongues. 

So the whole snake tongue thing would be the sensor for filming or acquiring the smell and what the compound is made of (because movies and shows are always acted so you need to require the smell from another REAL source) and then each Smellevision has this pack of mixable molecules to re-create the smell right there in your living room. If I remembered correctly, most basic smells are made of C, H, O and N. Just how many, how they're connected and whatever. Science stuff which I don't like. 

So when you're watching cook shows, the sensor will pick up the compound formula from the air, then the smell will be recreated in your Smellevision! Or (this is creepy, but whatever) when you're watching those celebrity stalk shows like E! or MTV, paparazzi and cameramen could install the Smell Sensor onto their cameras and now instead of just criticising their looks, you could also criticise their smell too! So if the paparazzi is stalking the celebrity close enough and right after they woke up, they might smell bad! If they're on the red carpet, they would smell nice. I mean, they probably already smell nice because of perfumes and whatever, but instead of having those "Who wore it best?" between celebrities, they would now have "Who smelled better?" too! The idea makes me smile :P So amusing.

Anyway, that doesn't really cover my dream today.. that was just.. part of a dream from years ago and also my own interest in it -  blablabla. My dream today was actually on an idea called "The paper test" which is a piece of paper USB thingo. The piece of paper is water-proof and you can totally clean it up and stuff. What's so special about this paper is that it's a snake tongue sensor thingy! The one I talked about earlier in the post! So yeah. You get this piece of thin paper that's actually a taste/smell sensor which has a USB port connector on it. What you can do on it is bake or cook something, stick your paper sensor into your dish and VOILA you can now share more than just pictures of your food on Facebook, you can also share the smell AND show off if it smells good! Or or or or or. You know how perfume smells different on different people? Like a certain bottle would smell nicer on one person than it does on another? I don't know why that is - maybe some kinda chemical thingy on your skin? Whatever. So you could use this paper test and have it touch your skin and then connect it to your computer and ask your friends what they think etc! 

Imagine how easy it is for perfumes to sell now! Just get the compound build info from using the sensor, then the customers can smell it right there in their living room! You know how perfume ads are always kinda vague and stupid, just some really good looking girl/guy doing something completely random and then the perfume brand is displayed. Or else the perfume is endorsed by some celebrity and creepy fans would buy it just to smell like their favourite celebrity.. Which I'm sure isn't true because the celebrity is just being paid to endorse it, I'm pretty sure that it isn't their REAL favourite perfume brand and since there's no Smellevision around, people can't tell what they really smell like and so they can just use whatever they like instead. Advertising perfumes on Smellevision would be so much easier, no? 

I don't know.. When I woke up, I was kinda like "THIS IS A BRILLIANT DREAM!!" and I kinda wished I knew more science or did better at it to actually be studying it now.. This could kinda be my life research thingy - kinda. Too bad I hated science so much in high school that I dropped it off from my studies ever since SPM. Weird how I hated the subject so much and yet I constantly have dreams on these sort of stuff and how I love watching documentaries.. Meh.

Am I weird for thinking of this? Dreaming it is okay, that I know - because dreams are always weird anyway.. But I actually THINK of this when I'm awake. Next time when I grow older and if I'm rich enough, I  might actually invest in this idea and hire some really smart science-y people who are way better at science than I am to do the research and experiments and maybe one day create a REAL Smellevision. That would be awesome. 

Monday, May 9, 2011

new apartment and... helper guy

Okay! I've recently moved into a new apartment real near uni! It's pretty awesome.

I'm still living alone because the apartment was only ready in mid April, and I doubt many people actually look for new accommodation in the middle of the semester.
It's all cool. I'm paranoid of forgetting my keys and it sometimes get kinda lonely living alone, but there are PLENTY of ups to living alone.

Let's start - the ENTIRE fridge is mine, the entire PANTRY is mine, I can walk around without pants and I can walk from my room to the bathroom without bothering to check if anyone is outside AND - - - I get to rush into the bathroom and pee without closing the door - HAH! I miss NOT closing the bathroom door! I've not been able to do so in the old place thanks to Mr ShitHousemate.
I also get to cook whenever I want because I don't need to wait for a housemate to clear the dishes or wait for the housemate to come back and share the meal. Plus, I get to eat whatever I want, I get the cook in bulk and freeze stuff for lazy days (like a squirrel preparing for winter. I know. shut up.)

I get to leave the place in a mess (not dirty, just really really messy) and nobody cares because nobody sees it - only me. Although I do make it a point to clear everything up before anyone comes into the place. How do I know when people are coming? Well, the only people coming into the place are delivery boys and construction workers who help me out. I always clear the living room area and keep that place really really clean and neat but leave my room in a mess.

Two days ago, I cleared my bedroom off all the mess and organized everything like an OCD freak. Why? Because people were coming into my room to install roller blinds and insect screens.
Here's what my room looks like now:





Nice, eh? I know. I neatened everything up! I'm so proud of myself!!

Alright, enough on my room and apartment. Change of topic.

Let's talk about helper boy.

Who is he? Wellll.... just in case anyone from my class reads this, I'll only describe his physical attributes and nothing else.. I don't want this to come back and bite me in the ass and embarrass me.. SO!! Helper guy. Mmm.. He's reeaaaaaaaaaaaallllyyyy pretty and very nice to look at!!

I usually don't prefer blonde guys but this guy is HAWWTTTT!!!
He's tall, slim but slightly muscled and his FACE is SOooooooOOooooo HANDSOME!
For all my friends, I know that you probably already know this, I prefer "pretty boys" but this guy is SO good looking, I can't stand it!
For the first few weeks, he had 'surfer boy' hair, you know - wavy, messy style! GUHHH!! HOT! One day he walked into class and he clipped his hair short! I was disappointed at first, then I realized that he's even HOTTER with short hair! LIKE WTF!! How can he look good with both hairstyles?? The week after this, he walked in with GLASSES! HE LOOKS GOOD EVEN WITH GLASSES!!! I wouldn't call myself a particular fan of spec-y guys, I mean I do like them.. But how can he pull off all these different looks?? Can you imagine how good looking he has to be to do this?
I've told a few friends and all they keep saying is "Take a picture!" as if it's so bloody easy to do so! How can you take a picture of a guy without looking like a creepy stalker freak??
It's not like I DON'T want to take a picture of him, I do! Just.. how?! I don't want him to think I'm a creepy stalker! Plus, I've noticed that he glanced my way when I was ogling at his beauty - MANY times!! SHITNESS!! He must know that I have a major crush on him! Not like.. serious crush like.. um.. you guys know who(the one in college), but the "OMG, he's so hot" crush where you only have a crush on the guy because he's WAY HOT. Heck, I don't even know his name! I just know him as hot helper guy! Damn, I make a really sucky stalker. I kinda wish I had the guts to go up to him and be like. Hey, picture please? But in my mind, that just plays to be really creepy and weird.. so, no.

:( I wish I knew his name or had his facebook, at least then I could ogle at his pictures without the 'danger' of him glancing back and seeing me do it! UGH! How embarrassing! But he's so hot it's well worth ogling.

Although MAYBE I ogle at him so often because the lecturer is boring? I don't know. Hotness does play a huge part in this.. Well, we'll see! Maybe after this course and I see him again, it wouldn't be so bad? Maybe his hotness is overplayed because there's noone else in class that measures up? Maybe the boring lecturer? I don't knowwww!

Anyway, signing off. Will probably update in another few weeks or few months or so~

Forever awesome,
Kim.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

The Lizard

HEyyyy!!! It's time for my 3month-ly update!!

Anyway, this incident happened about a month ago, but because this happened to me(lazy blogger) I only decided to put it up today~

What happened:

I was happily playing games on the laptop when I saw something dark move really fast across the wall in front of me.. At first, I thought.. "hmm.. what? shadow?"

After 5 minutes, it happened again, this time I happen to catch it moving - A LIZARD!!

So I panicked and searched for an insecticide spray(thanks for the idea, housemates of 124E) and SPRAYED it! It dissappeared...
for 30 minutes I was in constant fear that it might run out at me...
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it did run out again after 30 minutes, this time I sprayed it directly! So it ran away.. I didn't know where it was..

Thanks to the spraying, my room was really smelly, so I pulled my curtains aside to let in fresh air.. but the lizard fell past my hands and onto my table, right beside my laptop.

I.. SCREAMED and it rolled about and fell on my bed.. and stayed there silently and just LYING there as if it owned my bed!

I panicked even more and asked a friend what to do with the lizard because it was right beside me(less than 2 feet away) and is right next to my pillow....
My "awesome" friend told me to vacuum it, and since I was too scared to touch it or shoo it away from my bed(risking it running at me or breaking its tail on my bed) I went downstairs and got a vacuum..

Before I can turn on the vacuum, the asshole lizard crawled under my blanket(yeah, I don't make my bed) so I started vacuuming my top blanket and my pillow and my Moo away from the bed and still couldn't spot the lizard.. I was hysterically screaming while holding onto the vacuum, 4 feet away from the bed.... and that was exactly what my housemate saw when he reached the top of the stairs, as he just reached home.

I semi-begged him to help me with the lizard because I was too afraid to sleep in my bed knowing that the lizard was somewhere under my blanket.. It turned out that he was afraid of lizards as well!!

Anyway, he helped to lift my blanket, shake it to check for the lizard.. and the lizard was clinging onto my blanket for dear life! The second I saw it, I screamed, he yelled and dropped my blanket and we ran out of my room.. He went back in, picked up my blanket(the lizard was on the floor) and I was yelling "SPRAY IT!! SPRAY IT!!" so he took the insecticide, sprayed it while it rolled around in agony(I'm sorry for the cruel death, but lizards freak me out)

After about 10 seconds of spraying, it was still twitching and my housemate acted as though he was about to leave it there and go back to his room, so I asked him to help get it out of my room..
Since he was afraid of lizards as well, he went to the toilet, took a LOT of tissue(while muttering that I owe him big) went back into my room and stared at the lizard for 2 minutes.

I stood outside my room, peeking in while he attempted to pick up the lizard with the load of toilet paper in his hand. Every time he felt it move under the tissue, he'd yell while I screamed....... He finally got the lizard after a few tries, ran to the toilet and flushed it.

My housemate is my hero now :D (he still annoys me and he cooks stinky food almost everyday, but saving me from a lizard is epic)

I called my sister and told her about the lizard episode the next day.. and she told my brother.. and my brother told his girlfriend.. they now call me the evil lizard murderer although the one who did the murdering was my housemate ;_;

Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering why I only posted this now when it happened a month ago? Well, the day after this happened, my grandma passed away and after that I had to concentrate on finals.. My papers are finally over and I have spare time now before going home to Malaysia... So yeah, here it is. The Lizard.

I'll update again when I'm back in Brisbane after my winter break back in Malaysia! That means, see you in 2 months!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

New look!

Heyyyyy!!

I edited my blogskin(finally) with help from Lilian(not much)

How do u guys like it? Most of u are saying it's too cute for me :P
HAH! I've turned cute! LOLOLOL!!

Anyway, update on the spider:

my housemate is a total hero to me now, he caught the spider with tissue paper and flushed it dead!! YEAH!! :D

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Home.. And.. "The Spider"

okay, as most of u know, I went home to Malaysia last week :)

The week went by in a blur of activities:
I met up with college friends, went shopping and met up with high school friends.

A few things "happened" to me during my trip home... Here's the list:

I am a new Crocs Convert. I WANT CROCS! Of course, I don't want those fugly original crocs, I want the ballet flats crocs. They look "Okay" and yet it feels like I'm walking on air! I want them!

Next thing was Joonkie and I took Steph's unagi virginity when we had her eat unagi in Sakae Sushi :P
Also, we watched How to train a Dragon.. IT'S AWESOME!! IT'S SOOOO totally my FAVOURITE movie now!! :D <3

Last thing I realized was... *dramatic drumroll and music*

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My boobs shrank. I needed new bras to fit my mini boobs now *sadface*





The Spider

When I reached Brisbane and went home, there was a HUGE spider in the corner of the bathroom. I spotted it when I was drying myself after a shower. This was Friday.
I looked around for it all Saturday and today but couldn't find it.
It is now 10pm Sunday, I spotted it - above the door. I urgently need to pee, but I can't because its THERE staring at me with 8 huge eyes! Also, it's huge and scary :(
I asked my housemate to help and he poked it with a stick - it fell on the floor and now we can't find it. I'm more scared now than I was when it was above the door :( BECAUSE IT'S ON THE FLOOORRRRR!!!
Someone please save me T_T I need to pee :(

Thursday, March 25, 2010

My fav line coming from my ECON1010 Microeconomics lecturer from today

We were discussing about the market for parental rights for babies (adoption)

So we were discussing on whether there should be a free market for it -

If there were a free market...

- most would-be parents would easily get their adopted children
- would-be parents wouldn't need to go through the 'tests' in order to get their children (and is this good or bad? it is good because bad would-be parents would be eliminated from the list, but then again it is bad because it intrudes the privacy of the would-be parents: weight, age are all taken into account, so people who want to be parents can't be more than 40[makes no sense because some people get married at 30, try to have a baby naturally for a few years and then try up for adoption at 36 and stays on the waiting list for 4 years and are canceled out of the list when they hit 40])
- some women would get pregnant on purpose just to 'sell' the baby

Now, would it be fair to judge those women?
No, it isn't. It is like judging prostitutes and drug sellers - most people just aren't prostitutes/drug sellers because they don't think the current market price is worth it.
Therefore, women who do 'sell' their babies shouldn't be judged.

Here comes the awesome line:

Quote:
"I'm not clever so I can't get a job, I'm not pretty so I can't be a prostitute. But I can pump out babies."


Meh~ I know, lame post for today, but I found it amusing ;)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

what a fucked up morning to start my day off

right. I was freaking sure I left my room door unlocked when I left the room, I even turned the knob to make sure before I went downstairs. When I went back up, it is LOCKED!! I had to wake my housemate and ask him to call my landlord shithead.

Conversation went like this:
Me: Hey can u call the landlord?
Jerk: Err.. sure, I'll sms him.
Me: Call please? It's urgent. I locked myself out.
Jerk: *silence for a few minutes* Er, OK. Later I check how much you need to pay me(he means for the call)
Me: .. Yeah, sure.

The idiot then calls the landlord, who then asks to speak to me and the conversation went like this:
Shitlord: You locked yourself out? Why didn't you check the door before going out? Do you know there is a call-out fee of 100 dollars?
Me: Yes. I know.
Shitlord: So you still want me to come over and unlock the door?
Me: Yes. (very pissed now because he's asking the fucking obvious. like HELLO? DO I HAVE A CHOICE??)
Shitlord: Alright. I will come over. Do you have 100 dollars on you?
Me: NO. It is in my room.
Shitlord: Alright, then. I will come over and unlock your room.


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE MY LIFE FML FML FML
I HATE MY LANDLORD
I HATE MY HOUSEMATE
BOTH ARE JERKS
my landlord fucking STATES THE OBVIOUS and it's not like I have any OTHER CHOICES!!! _|_

my housemate is so stingy that a 30 sec call is something I need to pay back to him! Also, everytime the apartment has any problems, he will ask ME to sms the landlord. FUCK MAN!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

I AM ANGRY

OK, I know that I've not updated my blog in ages...
And many things I'm gonna rant about, most wouldn't know.. But here's a brief explanation:
I've left home and moved to Brisbane, Australia. I have an asshole jerk for a housemate who is inconsiderate, stupid and a hypocrite. I also have an annoying, pinch-coin, selfish and long-winded landlord who keeps popping into the house a few times every week.

Rant:

I AM SO ANGRY with my landlord. I just had 3 hours of sleep last night and I just fell asleep at 7. He called me at 7.30 to nag me about how I swept the house but didn't use the pan to put the dust in. GUESS WHAT? THERE IS NO DUSTPAN!! There is only a tiny brush with an attached pan that will you have to squat in order to sweep up everything.

At least I've swept the place!! My housemate(the jerk) was supposed to vacuum up the dust I've put in the corner. I've swept the house on Tuesday and told him to vacuum and mop the place. It is Saturday today and I've swept the place AGAIN and he still hasn't done what I asked him to do on TUESDAY!!

It is because of the jerk, that the landlord saw the pile of dust and called me in the middle of my catch up sleep. More info on the jerk later - ANYWAY the dumb landlord nagged n told me in detail like as if I'm a retard(eg: my housemate) how to use the mini dustpan and brush(that already has dust accumulated on its frayed ends so it can't sweep nuts) for 10 minutes!!

After that call, I was so angry that I couldn't sleep back!

FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!! I HATE YOU BOTH!! I hope that some drunk rapist will just RAPE YOUR ASS!!

Info on jerk housemate:

He is a hypocrite who claims to be neat and tidy(just because he organizes his things into boxes in his room) and yet he is DIRTY in the common area. Please take note that being messy and clean(like myself) is VERY different from being neat and DIRTY!!
I may leave my clothes scattered on the table in my room and have my bags everywhere, but my THINGS are clean and there is not much CRAP lying around. I also leave the common clean and wash the dishes properly after I used them!

On the other hand, he leaves his dumb food sitting in the rubbish bin and bits of food from his cooking on the kitchen counter. He also doesn't wash the dishes and pans properly because when I use them after him, there are remnants of HIS food stuck to the pan/spatula - ITS GROSS!!

He is also an inconsiderate jerkhole who uses the pots n pans before me and EAT while watching TV, and only washes them AFTER he finishes watching TV. Means if I want to cook my food after him, I will have to wait about AN HOUR before I can start cooking. Inconsiderate JERK!!

Also, I always thought that going to UQ would eliminate the chances of my ever meeting dumb ass stupid idiots. Well, I LIVE with one now!! It surprises me how such a dumb ass like him can get into UQ. I don't know if he's book smart, but he is definitely not smart from every other sense! There are so many things I've always assumed were general knowledge and he doesn't even know them!! A few examples would be that he didn't know that instant pancake mix existed, he thinks that Accounting is "an easy job, you just enter in numbers into a computer and the computer will do all the work for you. Then they pay you a lot! I want to be rich!". .... DUMB ASS!! I _KNOW_ people who are accountants and they work like DOGS for their pay, and it isn't much when you just start off!! Hell, if there were such an easy job with a high pay, EVERYONE would be accountants!!

Oh, one more thing he said that offended me a LOT!
Let me quote him:
"People who live in big bungalow houses are not happy families. Me? My family lives in a Semi-D house and we are very happy."
Okay, this quote has many points that I need to explain.

First: I live in a bungalow house and MY family is a very happy and close family.
Second: WHO is he to say that families who live in bungalows are unhappy?? Hell, he told me that he rarely sees his own father who works as a doctor. Apparently only sees him a few hours a week. HOW IS THAT A HAPPY FAMILY??
Third: He said he wanted to be rich. Does this mean that although he said families who live in bungalows are unhappy, he still wants to be rich?? HYPOCRITE!!!
Fourth: So, families who live in a Semi-D house are really happy? I know a LOT of friends from broken families who DON'T live in bungalows. NOW EAT THAT!!

Next,
he always goes on and on about him eating so healthily and shit. Well, I can see that he eats 4 full meals a day and most of the time the meals are instant noodles and food that makes you fat(bad for health, yo) He's just the type of guy who eats like a bull and remains skinny and gross. Also, I've been in the common room a few times when he was eating and he eats LOUDLY like.. with his mouth open and making the loud iritating noise!!

Ah yes, noise. He plays his keyboard at night when I want to study/sleep. Very considerate, no? ASSHOLE!! He plays it without earphones when he can just plug his earphones in so I wouldn't be disturb, but he doesn't!! He also blows his nose really loudly at the sink about 20 times a day and it sounds like an elephant trumpet!

You must be thinking. Wow, Kim. You sure rant a LOT!! Well, I'M NOT DONE YET!!
During the first week, I was trying to be nice and friendly to him so I introduced him to a few of my friends I met during orientation. He was polite to them - and then he turned back to his HELP University friends and chatted with them while my friends and I stood there waiting for AT LEAST an introduction.... that never came. THAT IS FUCKING RUDE!!!

After that, I was pretty annoyed with him but still trying to be patient and nice because I'm used to having awesome and friendly housemates who are close together.... So we agreed to get internet together, and we walked to the mall together(5 minutes walk, really near!) Before going to the mall, he told me to wait for a minute while he applies sunblock lotion for the 5 minute walk. So I waited for him and we left. He opened this huge ass umbrella to shield himself from the sun and told me how he forgot to apply sunblock for a day and got "SO dark". He also told me how he loves fair skin and dislikes tanned skin. The entire time he was telling me this, he was under his big ass umbrella while I stood beside him UNDER THE SUN!!

Please.. tell me.. what kinda GUY would stand under an umbrella beside his HOUSEMATE and not offer to share? ESPECIALLY SINCE THE HOUSEMATE IS A GIRL???!?!!!

Anyway, we never got to share the internet. He ended up buying a mobile broadband and I had to go on to get my own Naked Broadband(that I had to pay 500 dollars for the modem MYSELF) Why is that? Oh, he heard from his FRIENDS that the mobile broadband was better and he doesn't wanna share with me because I'll only be here for a year while the contract for the internet is 2 years. Well, I have my internet now so I'm not so bitter anymore. But, SUCK on this asshole, my internet is WAY better than yours now!!

Oh yeah, remember me saying that he's a stupid asshole? Once, he said that Australians are really unfriendly(this isn't true, Aussies I've met are WAY friendlier than most Malaysians) and that they use Australian slang words. He was really angry that they used Aussie slang because he didn't understand them and his justification is that "Why did they use that term? It isn't international!" WELL BUDDY, that's why it's called AUSSIE SLANG, not INTERNATIONAL SLANG!! You are in Australia now, so LEARN it instead of expecting people to talk the way YOU do just because you are Asian!!

Speaking of that, he also uses a FAKE accent that is neither American, British or Australian. It's just fake and very obvious he is trying hard to sound different(from other FOB Asians) Well, it's ANNOYING and it PHAILS!! Not only is it plainly fake, he also speaks broken English which annoys the hell outta me because he sometimes alternates between American, British and the Unknown accent - ALL in broken English!!

ARGH!! I feel better now after this :)

Will update the blog with happier things(hopefully) next time!!

Kim

Monday, November 23, 2009

randomawesomeness woohoo!

yesterday i went to the last audi outing :)
we had fun! went ice skating and watched christmas carol!
we met miki and kaoru.. but both are so damn shy and quiet it was kinda difficult..
anyway! we took some pics.. i have one only though :p


there we are! ooh i fell twice on the ice.. on my butt :( now my butt hurts like crap! i'm sure there's a bruise! just didn't bother turning around to check when i'm showering.. hmm.. really curious.. maybe i'll check later? :o


anyway! change of topic! 124E drawing! no words for this! but since a picture is worth a thousand words, here's a few "thousand words"!
DRAWN BY MEEEEEEEEE!!! that's why it's so pretty :p

Drawn by Michelle Chong, that's why its so messy and kiddy looking :p



We put it up on the sliding door! for display for whoever cares to look over at our door! but then again we're at the top floor, so yeah!!~
I know, 124E is just SO awesome, no? :D
change of topic again!

THIS is my facebook family tree! HAHA! and yes, my religious views are Atheist and Awesomism! :D MUAhahahahaha!!!
change of topic AGAIN! :D
i'm running out of topics to change, but i guess this will be the last one for this post.. anyway! this is the current song i'm addicted to! (cassie be proud!)



i seriously love the song AND the mv for this song.. its so sweet, although kinda sad.. oh and i like this too!



GOGO adam lambert!
I seriously don't understand those idiotic homophobs.. it's not as if he's in love with YOU and freaking you out! as long as he sings well, screw off! i hate people who discriminate gays or lesbos just because of their sexual preferences! pffffffttt..
I may be straight, but I don't mind them! in fact, they can be really nice! :D

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

My 18th birthday

Yesterday was THE DAY when I, the Awesome One aka Kim Awesome... (pause) TURNED 18!!!


Benefits of turning 18:


- able to sign papers without parents' signature

- able to donate blood

- able to get my own atm card with MY name

- able to get A CREDIT CARD

- able to get married (if i wanted to)

- able to drink(legally in Malaysia only?) if I want, too bad I dont

- able to register for anything and they won't say "Above 18 only"

- able to watch flagged YouTube videos that are actually NOTHING

- able to watch porn(if I want to, too bad I dont..)

- able to go into cinemas to watch 18 above movies (not that I can't before, but oh well)

- able to undergo plastic surgery if I wanted to :P (and I want lyposuction)

- able to have sex legally (LOL)

- able to go clubbing

- able to change my MyKad(Malaysian Identification Card)

- MANY MORE that I can't think of!


Disadvantage of being 18:


- some kidos call me "old"


What I did for my birthday?

I went to college!

20 minutes before my birthday.... Michelle, Yee Leng, Ying Shin and Shalini walked into the main door and turned off all the lights while I was doing my Data ISU Coverpage


Me : What the.. (because I was drawing)

Michelle : *bangs foot on cage* OWWWWWW!!


All of us started laughing.. then they sang Happy birthday for me :)


They put EIGHT candles on the cake... proving again who are the immature ones xD

Anyway, here's a picture of the cake :


AWESOME KIM!!! note that!! :D HAHAHAHAH!!
After I blew the candles, they made me take out the candles with my mouth... and I was UBER suspicious!! Especially because Worm(Yee Leng) was there and she swore that she will get her revenge this year because I caked and cheesed her on both her 17th and 18th birthdays :) *I know I'm awesome, thank you for the praises*
While taking out the 3rd candle, I heard a telltale shhhuuuu sound (which is the sound canned whipped cream makes!) and I looked around and saw Ying Shin hiding Worm behind her back! (I mean, hell! I was responsible for that sound so many times, how can I not know it?!?!)
Anyway here's a video:

After the cream fight, I noticed that my coverpage had cake and cream stains on it :(

So after I showered I had to make a new cover... :(

In the morning(after I woke up) nothing much happened in college, just got a few wishes and a hug from victor.. oh and I went for lunch with Pik Ching, Pooi Leng and Howard :D :D

After class, Worm, Krish and I went to sunway piramid for a movie!

We watched Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs!! (damn cute movie, whoever's reading this, PLEASE WATCH IT!! HAHA!!)

Oh wait.. before watching, we had about 2 hours to kill before the movie starts.. so I pierced my right ear :D double helix piercings!! first one didn't hurt, but the second one was PAINFUL!! because the girl had to pull my ear a bit to pierce the second one..

Oh and since we watched cloudy with a chance of meatballs in 3D, the 3D glasses kept touching my piercing and it hurt so bad that I could actually feel my heartbeat on my ear! :O

oh and before going back, I called howard and wilson to do me birthday favours :D

howard only did 5 push ups while wilson did 10.. but since its through the phone I DONT BELIEVE that they did it because I don't trust them! >D anyway, it's just for amusement! :D :D

After we went back, I saw Danesh the Kumar in the apartment unit which is on the ground floor of my block! Our reactions were pretty similar, yet amusing..

Him : *jaw drops* (huge gasp)

Me : *jaw drops* What are u doing here??

Anyway after I showed him my new piercings and he found out that yesterday was my birthday, he wished me happy birthday many times while I was going up the stairs :P wished until his friends yelled "Oi Shaddap la BOTAK" which cracked me up HAHAHAHA

Hmmmm... I know I'm being UBER detailed and maybe kinda boring for this post, but I DONT CARE! cos it's about my birthday! HAHAHAHA!!

p/s: I turned down cake from PC,PL,Howard and another cake from WORM!! OMG!! I TURNED DOWN CAKE!!!

anyway, that's all for today! Kim's Awesome! remember this chant forever!!!!

Friday, October 16, 2009

the Pee the Ass the Kay!

i duno why.. these past few days i've been REAAAALLLYYYY hyper!!
especially yesterday AND NOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

anyway, I shall introduce the Pee, Ass and Kay

Pee - Qing Lin (refused to let him use Qute)
Ass - Steph (the macam tapi bukan shy girl)
Kay - Kim (The Awesome One)

these 2.. really gonna make me go CRAZY!! :D :D
lemme list down a few stuff i did today....

- I was aiming to poke Pee's cheek but he turned and i poked my finger into his mouth which... is GROSS!!!!
- Ass and I were in the library spamming some marriage application for fun
- Kay was awesome, as usual :)

Just some awesome video here :

Monday, October 12, 2009

Shocking!

I know, it is really shocking that I'm updating my blog THE DAY AFTER I POSTED ONE!


but anyway, I.. HAD TO!!! because I wanna show u guys, just how FUN ICPU can be, as long as you have the RIGHT teachers!


here is Mr Suschkov! with a wig!


and Mr St with sunnies in the classroom!


I know~ looks like ICPU is DAMN fun, right?
Oh well, I did choose 2 of my favourites teachers from both semesters~ of course they look fun! If they aren't fun, they won't be my favourite teachers! DUH!
lalala~
I also wanna show u guys a video of the CUTEST baby EVERRRR!!!!


Sunday, October 11, 2009

About Guys and Cartoons

Ahh~ ONE post since september! i know, i was supposed to post the redang pictures.. BUT! it's kimmy here~ u should know not to expect that from my shitty connection :D

anyway~ if u wanna see the redang pictures, go facebook :D

ANYWAY the main reason i wanna post today is because i have concluded something really amusing yesterday!
Yes, I thank Wilson the Mekk and Darren for meng-inspirasi-ing me yesterday as I listened to them crap in the car yesterday :O


What is it?
Guys get TRICKED by cartoons!
why do I say that?
well, I'll give u a few examples!

We all remember popeye, right?

Wilson got tricked by popeye eating spinach for SUPER STRENGTH!

He asked his mom to cook spinach for him so that he can be stronger ;P

NEXT :

Ahh yes, the EPIC.. SUPERMAN!!!

MY brother tied a blanket around his neck as his 'cape' and jumped down the double decker bed attempting to FLY!!

Obviously, he didn't.

Intead, he cracked his head and my mom had to bring him to the hospital.

Apparently, Michelle's cousin also tried the same thing, except he wanted to jump off a TREE! Luckily for him, her uncle was there to stop him.. No head cracking there, huh?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I guess I made my point?

*sigh* girls are just so much smarter than guys... Sadness of life~

Monday, September 7, 2009

redang.. not yet

i wanted to blog about redang, but because i crashed my car into a huge drain 2 hours ago, i need to calm myself before i blog about redang..
maybe u will need to wait about a week or two before u hear about redang..
sorry, i'm sure u all wanted to see some redang pics.. but for now, it'll just be..

IM SO DEAD MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME FOR CRASHING THE CAR SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

yee leng's 18th birthday

since's its my wormie's birthday today...

first of all, lemme wish it for the 4th time :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LA ULAT BULUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




because it's her birthday, i have to update my blog just to wish her ;D

it's the day she turns legal! ZOMG~

we kinda hung out at KFC, then me and esther went to baskin robbins(as an excuse) to try and get whipped cream.. but the stupid BR people don't let us have whipped cream unless we eat in! so we bought the ice cream, then we went over to the bakery and tried to find whipped cream~

sadly, we couldn't find any.. so we had to make do with some soft cheese(harder than cream though)

after that me and esther smsed sue reen(right beside esther) to bring yee leng to the toilet, but reen was DAMN slow at getting the msg because she has TWO phones! when she finally got it and went to the toilet, me and esther couldn't open the cheese packet! RAHH!! so when they came back we went to the sink and used keys to puncture a hole into the packet :D

after we smashed the cheese into her face, she balas dendam on me and i passed it on to esther~ we spent quite some time washing off the cheese from our face and hair but still smelt like cheese after that(gross)

stupid lilian had to go early.. so we went to play pool without her~ i also gave Socks to michelle, so michelle went to buy socks a new cage and some food :)

that's pretty much it because i had to go home after that...

OH and i almost forgot! michelle knocked her own neck with the cuestick because she sucks at pool too much HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Monday, August 24, 2009

The Most interesting Menu

I went to a restaurant in SoHo Montkiara a few weeks ago.. But only got to uploading the pictures of their menu now because I'm Kim :)

Anyway here's one part of their menu, for their Chinese cuisine :




Okay! My favourite was crouching kitten hidden lizard(crouching tiger hidden dragon?? XD)
and AS IF that isn't amusing enough, check out the drinks!!!!



No words needed except LMAO!!
That's all! I'm too lazy to write more than this! Just enjoy the pictures :D




Saturday, August 15, 2009

about 5 intan

hey everyone, i made a 5 intan group in facebook, ALL 5 intan-ers join please!

i don't have all 34 people from 5 intan's facebook, so invite all of those in ur facebook buddy list into 5 intan ok?!

would be so much easier to plan reunions and stuff later on.... so please do ur mastahh/ahlong a favour ok?

*sayangs*

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Tagged by Steph!!

To let others to know you better.


1. How many family members do you have?
5!

2. What status are you now?
awesome

3.How many times do you been in a relationship?
zeewo(this word is copyrighted by Naim!)

4.Your nickname by your family and friends?
uh.. Kim, Kimmy, Kimmeh, Retard(Lydia only), Jondis(family only)

5.The best line of yours?
I'm Awesome ;D

6. Best friend?
Yee Leng

7.Best song for you?
For now... I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas

8. Favourite colour of yours?
ORANGE!!!!!

9.any pets?
Honey and Cookie!! (dogs)

10.any arguement with your best friends that you stated above?
Yes, she says I suck, and I insist that I'm AWESOME!

11. Who is the perfect stranger for you?
Josh Duhamel (sadly)

12.what is your best snacks?
Hmm... Strawberry yogurt :D

13. Do you ever miss someone?
Yeah, of course

14.most crazy thing you did ever?
Taking milo from a dustbin and drinking it (on a dare)

15.Have you ever sleep with your parents?
Of course! DUH!!

16.Have you ever kiss anyone same sex as you?
Family only :P

17.Are you pure?
Yeah, purely awesome!

18.Have you ever did something illegal?
Yeah!!!!!! I'm so awesome I should be made illegal ^^

19.wish to kiss someone right now?
lolololololololol

20.sleep with any opposite sex before?
Uhh.. family only as well

21.What T size are you?
No idea weh

22.Any represent in sport?
nope

23.Your dreamland?
a place where every1 gives me free stuff(that I want, which is currently a Sony Ericsson Satio)

24.Have you achieve your dream?
nope

25.List down 3 most influence and the one you need the most!
family, friends, myself

26. what make you most excited?
the thought of getting money from my parents! (only from parents, i dont like taking money from non-family members)

27.Do you feel yourself important?
sometimes?

28.The song with your love one? (if you do have)
huh?

29.Aim for now?
finishing my LAN essay

30.How you spend your weekend most of the time?
Online, go out, sleep ^^

31.Do you own any property?
Yeah, my phone ^^

32.How many kids you wish to have in future?
TWIN BOYS!!

33. Any secret talker now? who?
what's that? D:

34. List 5 best mates beside the 2 above.
uhhhhhh.. hmm.. everyone? :D

35.The one you most respect?
Daddy!!!


Now tagged at least 6 peoples do this tag!

1. Yee Leng
2. Cassie
3. Michelle
4. Amanda
5. Jo Bai
6. Anyone who wants to do this tag

Monday, July 27, 2009

My Pet Peeve

The other day, mr shushkov asked us to tell him our pet peeve. I lied on mine because my REAL pet peeve makes me sound like a snobbish bitchtard. Anyway, too many people's been bugging me and it's because THEY are my pet peeve!











So.. what's my pet peeve? Why, didn't u know already? I.. HATE!! stupid people... examples of a few types I can't stand :

I hate people who are dense
I hate people who are TOO slow
I hate it when people are so dim that they don't understand what u are explaining to them even after u explained more than THREE times!
I hate it when people can't spell definitely correctly, and insists that it is spelt definAtely
I hate it when people can't differentiate between Their, They're and THERE
I hate it when people dont know when to use Then and when to use Than
I hate it when people come to me and asks me to explain crap about class to them, and when I do, they are so dumb they don't get it even after u teach them again and again, using simpler and simpler words and ways to explain!


You get the picture, right? It's not like I will hate the person immediately, I will most probably correct the person and maybe get a little annoyed.. BUT if they're a combo of everything I stated up there, I'm really sure I will hate their guts!