I AM ANGRY

OK, I know that I've not updated my blog in ages...
And many things I'm gonna rant about, most wouldn't know.. But here's a brief explanation:
I've left home and moved to Brisbane, Australia. I have an asshole jerk for a housemate who is inconsiderate, stupid and a hypocrite. I also have an annoying, pinch-coin, selfish and long-winded landlord who keeps popping into the house a few times every week.

Rant:

I AM SO ANGRY with my landlord. I just had 3 hours of sleep last night and I just fell asleep at 7. He called me at 7.30 to nag me about how I swept the house but didn't use the pan to put the dust in. GUESS WHAT? THERE IS NO DUSTPAN!! There is only a tiny brush with an attached pan that will you have to squat in order to sweep up everything.

At least I've swept the place!! My housemate(the jerk) was supposed to vacuum up the dust I've put in the corner. I've swept the house on Tuesday and told him to vacuum and mop the place. It is Saturday today and I've swept the place AGAIN and he still hasn't done what I asked him to do on TUESDAY!!

It is because of the jerk, that the landlord saw the pile of dust and called me in the middle of my catch up sleep. More info on the jerk later - ANYWAY the dumb landlord nagged n told me in detail like as if I'm a retard(eg: my housemate) how to use the mini dustpan and brush(that already has dust accumulated on its frayed ends so it can't sweep nuts) for 10 minutes!!

After that call, I was so angry that I couldn't sleep back!

FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!! I HATE YOU BOTH!! I hope that some drunk rapist will just RAPE YOUR ASS!!

Info on jerk housemate:

He is a hypocrite who claims to be neat and tidy(just because he organizes his things into boxes in his room) and yet he is DIRTY in the common area. Please take note that being messy and clean(like myself) is VERY different from being neat and DIRTY!!
I may leave my clothes scattered on the table in my room and have my bags everywhere, but my THINGS are clean and there is not much CRAP lying around. I also leave the common clean and wash the dishes properly after I used them!

On the other hand, he leaves his dumb food sitting in the rubbish bin and bits of food from his cooking on the kitchen counter. He also doesn't wash the dishes and pans properly because when I use them after him, there are remnants of HIS food stuck to the pan/spatula - ITS GROSS!!

He is also an inconsiderate jerkhole who uses the pots n pans before me and EAT while watching TV, and only washes them AFTER he finishes watching TV. Means if I want to cook my food after him, I will have to wait about AN HOUR before I can start cooking. Inconsiderate JERK!!

Also, I always thought that going to UQ would eliminate the chances of my ever meeting dumb ass stupid idiots. Well, I LIVE with one now!! It surprises me how such a dumb ass like him can get into UQ. I don't know if he's book smart, but he is definitely not smart from every other sense! There are so many things I've always assumed were general knowledge and he doesn't even know them!! A few examples would be that he didn't know that instant pancake mix existed, he thinks that Accounting is "an easy job, you just enter in numbers into a computer and the computer will do all the work for you. Then they pay you a lot! I want to be rich!". .... DUMB ASS!! I _KNOW_ people who are accountants and they work like DOGS for their pay, and it isn't much when you just start off!! Hell, if there were such an easy job with a high pay, EVERYONE would be accountants!!

Oh, one more thing he said that offended me a LOT!
Let me quote him:
"People who live in big bungalow houses are not happy families. Me? My family lives in a Semi-D house and we are very happy."
Okay, this quote has many points that I need to explain.

First: I live in a bungalow house and MY family is a very happy and close family.
Second: WHO is he to say that families who live in bungalows are unhappy?? Hell, he told me that he rarely sees his own father who works as a doctor. Apparently only sees him a few hours a week. HOW IS THAT A HAPPY FAMILY??
Third: He said he wanted to be rich. Does this mean that although he said families who live in bungalows are unhappy, he still wants to be rich?? HYPOCRITE!!!
Fourth: So, families who live in a Semi-D house are really happy? I know a LOT of friends from broken families who DON'T live in bungalows. NOW EAT THAT!!

Next,
he always goes on and on about him eating so healthily and shit. Well, I can see that he eats 4 full meals a day and most of the time the meals are instant noodles and food that makes you fat(bad for health, yo) He's just the type of guy who eats like a bull and remains skinny and gross. Also, I've been in the common room a few times when he was eating and he eats LOUDLY like.. with his mouth open and making the loud iritating noise!!

Ah yes, noise. He plays his keyboard at night when I want to study/sleep. Very considerate, no? ASSHOLE!! He plays it without earphones when he can just plug his earphones in so I wouldn't be disturb, but he doesn't!! He also blows his nose really loudly at the sink about 20 times a day and it sounds like an elephant trumpet!

You must be thinking. Wow, Kim. You sure rant a LOT!! Well, I'M NOT DONE YET!!
During the first week, I was trying to be nice and friendly to him so I introduced him to a few of my friends I met during orientation. He was polite to them - and then he turned back to his HELP University friends and chatted with them while my friends and I stood there waiting for AT LEAST an introduction.... that never came. THAT IS FUCKING RUDE!!!

After that, I was pretty annoyed with him but still trying to be patient and nice because I'm used to having awesome and friendly housemates who are close together.... So we agreed to get internet together, and we walked to the mall together(5 minutes walk, really near!) Before going to the mall, he told me to wait for a minute while he applies sunblock lotion for the 5 minute walk. So I waited for him and we left. He opened this huge ass umbrella to shield himself from the sun and told me how he forgot to apply sunblock for a day and got "SO dark". He also told me how he loves fair skin and dislikes tanned skin. The entire time he was telling me this, he was under his big ass umbrella while I stood beside him UNDER THE SUN!!

Please.. tell me.. what kinda GUY would stand under an umbrella beside his HOUSEMATE and not offer to share? ESPECIALLY SINCE THE HOUSEMATE IS A GIRL???!?!!!

Anyway, we never got to share the internet. He ended up buying a mobile broadband and I had to go on to get my own Naked Broadband(that I had to pay 500 dollars for the modem MYSELF) Why is that? Oh, he heard from his FRIENDS that the mobile broadband was better and he doesn't wanna share with me because I'll only be here for a year while the contract for the internet is 2 years. Well, I have my internet now so I'm not so bitter anymore. But, SUCK on this asshole, my internet is WAY better than yours now!!

Oh yeah, remember me saying that he's a stupid asshole? Once, he said that Australians are really unfriendly(this isn't true, Aussies I've met are WAY friendlier than most Malaysians) and that they use Australian slang words. He was really angry that they used Aussie slang because he didn't understand them and his justification is that "Why did they use that term? It isn't international!" WELL BUDDY, that's why it's called AUSSIE SLANG, not INTERNATIONAL SLANG!! You are in Australia now, so LEARN it instead of expecting people to talk the way YOU do just because you are Asian!!

Speaking of that, he also uses a FAKE accent that is neither American, British or Australian. It's just fake and very obvious he is trying hard to sound different(from other FOB Asians) Well, it's ANNOYING and it PHAILS!! Not only is it plainly fake, he also speaks broken English which annoys the hell outta me because he sometimes alternates between American, British and the Unknown accent - ALL in broken English!!

ARGH!! I feel better now after this :)

Will update the blog with happier things(hopefully) next time!!

Kim

randomawesomeness woohoo!

yesterday i went to the last audi outing :)

we had fun! went ice skating and watched christmas carol!

we met miki and kaoru.. but both are so damn shy and quiet it was kinda difficult..

anyway! we took some pics.. i have one only though :p

there we are! ooh i fell twice on the ice.. on my butt :( now my butt hurts like crap! i'm sure there's a bruise! just didn't bother turning around to check when i'm showering.. hmm.. really curious.. maybe i'll check later? :o

anyway! change of topic! 124E drawing! no words for this! but since a picture is worth a thousand words, here's a few "thousand words"!
DRAWN BY MEEEEEEEEE!!! that's why it's so pretty :p

Drawn by Michelle Chong, that's why its so messy and kiddy looking :p

We put it up on the sliding door! for display for whoever cares to look over at our door! but then again we're at the top floor, so yeah!!~
I know, 124E is just SO awesome, no? :D
change of topic again!

THIS is my facebook family tree! HAHA! and yes, my religious views are Atheist and Awesomism! :D MUAhahahahaha!!!
change of topic AGAIN! :D
i'm running out of topics to change, but i guess this will be the last one for this post.. anyway! this is the current song i'm addicted to! (cassie be proud!)

i seriously love the song AND the mv for this song.. its so sweet, although kinda sad.. oh and i like this too!



GOGO adam lambert!
I seriously don't understand those idiotic homophobs.. it's not as if he's in love with YOU and freaking you out! as long as he sings well, screw off! i hate people who discriminate gays or lesbos just because of their sexual preferences! pffffffttt..
I may be straight, but I don't mind them! in fact, they can be really nice! :D

My 18th birthday

Yesterday was THE DAY when I, the Awesome One aka Kim Awesome... (pause) TURNED 18!!!

Benefits of turning 18:

- able to sign papers without parents' signature

- able to donate blood

- able to get my own atm card with MY name

- able to get A CREDIT CARD

- able to get married (if i wanted to)

- able to drink(legally in Malaysia only?) if I want, too bad I dont

- able to register for anything and they won't say "Above 18 only"

- able to watch flagged YouTube videos that are actually NOTHING

- able to watch porn(if I want to, too bad I dont..)

- able to go into cinemas to watch 18 above movies (not that I can't before, but oh well)

- able to undergo plastic surgery if I wanted to :P (and I want lyposuction)

- able to have sex legally (LOL)

- able to go clubbing

- able to change my MyKad(Malaysian Identification Card)

- MANY MORE that I can't think of!

Disadvantage of being 18:

- some kidos call me "old"

What I did for my birthday?

I went to college!

20 minutes before my birthday.... Michelle, Yee Leng, Ying Shin and Shalini walked into the main door and turned off all the lights while I was doing my Data ISU Coverpage

Me : What the.. (because I was drawing)

Michelle : *bangs foot on cage* OWWWWWW!!

All of us started laughing.. then they sang Happy birthday for me :)

They put EIGHT candles on the cake... proving again who are the immature ones xD

Anyway, here's a picture of the cake :

AWESOME KIM!!! note that!! :D HAHAHAHAH!!

After I blew the candles, they made me take out the candles with my mouth... and I was UBER suspicious!! Especially because Worm(Yee Leng) was there and she swore that she will get her revenge this year because I caked and cheesed her on both her 17th and 18th birthdays :) *I know I'm awesome, thank you for the praises*

While taking out the 3rd candle, I heard a telltale shhhuuuu sound (which is the sound canned whipped cream makes!) and I looked around and saw Ying Shin hiding Worm behind her back! (I mean, hell! I was responsible for that sound so many times, how can I not know it?!?!)

Anyway here's a video:

After the cream fight, I noticed that my coverpage had cake and cream stains on it :(

So after I showered I had to make a new cover... :(

In the morning(after I woke up) nothing much happened in college, just got a few wishes and a hug from victor.. oh and I went for lunch with Pik Ching, Pooi Leng and Howard :D :D

After class, Worm, Krish and I went to sunway piramid for a movie!

We watched Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs!! (damn cute movie, whoever's reading this, PLEASE WATCH IT!! HAHA!!)

Oh wait.. before watching, we had about 2 hours to kill before the movie starts.. so I pierced my right ear :D double helix piercings!! first one didn't hurt, but the second one was PAINFUL!! because the girl had to pull my ear a bit to pierce the second one..

Oh and since we watched cloudy with a chance of meatballs in 3D, the 3D glasses kept touching my piercing and it hurt so bad that I could actually feel my heartbeat on my ear! :O

oh and before going back, I called howard and wilson to do me birthday favours :D

howard only did 5 push ups while wilson did 10.. but since its through the phone I DONT BELIEVE that they did it because I don't trust them! >D anyway, it's just for amusement! :D :D

After we went back, I saw Danesh the Kumar in the apartment unit which is on the ground floor of my block! Our reactions were pretty similar, yet amusing..

Him : *jaw drops* (huge gasp)

Me : *jaw drops* What are u doing here??

Anyway after I showed him my new piercings and he found out that yesterday was my birthday, he wished me happy birthday many times while I was going up the stairs :P wished until his friends yelled "Oi Shaddap la BOTAK" which cracked me up HAHAHAHA

Hmmmm... I know I'm being UBER detailed and maybe kinda boring for this post, but I DONT CARE! cos it's about my birthday! HAHAHAHA!!

p/s: I turned down cake from PC,PL,Howard and another cake from WORM!! OMG!! I TURNED DOWN CAKE!!!

anyway, that's all for today! Kim's Awesome! remember this chant forever!!!!

the Pee the Ass the Kay!

i duno why.. these past few days i've been REAAAALLLYYYY hyper!!
especially yesterday AND NOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

anyway, I shall introduce the Pee, Ass and Kay

Pee - Qing Lin (refused to let him use Qute)
Ass - Steph (the macam tapi bukan shy girl)
Kay - Kim (The Awesome One)

these 2.. really gonna make me go CRAZY!! :D :D
lemme list down a few stuff i did today....

- I was aiming to poke Pee's cheek but he turned and i poked my finger into his mouth which... is GROSS!!!!
- Ass and I were in the library spamming some marriage application for fun
- Kay was awesome, as usual :)

Just some awesome video here :

Shocking!

I know, it is really shocking that I'm updating my blog THE DAY AFTER I POSTED ONE!

but anyway, I.. HAD TO!!! because I wanna show u guys, just how FUN ICPU can be, as long as you have the RIGHT teachers!

here is Mr Suschkov! with a wig!

and Mr St with sunnies in the classroom!

I know~ looks like ICPU is DAMN fun, right?

Oh well, I did choose 2 of my favourites teachers from both semesters~ of course they look fun! If they aren't fun, they won't be my favourite teachers! DUH!

lalala~

I also wanna show u guys a video of the CUTEST baby EVERRRR!!!!

About Guys and Cartoons

Ahh~ ONE post since september! i know, i was supposed to post the redang pictures.. BUT! it's kimmy here~ u should know not to expect that from my shitty connection :D

anyway~ if u wanna see the redang pictures, go facebook :D

ANYWAY the main reason i wanna post today is because i have concluded something really amusing yesterday!

Yes, I thank Wilson the Mekk and Darren for meng-inspirasi-ing me yesterday as I listened to them crap in the car yesterday :O

What is it?

Guys get TRICKED by cartoons!

why do I say that?

well, I'll give u a few examples!

We all remember popeye, right?

Wilson got tricked by popeye eating spinach for SUPER STRENGTH!

He asked his mom to cook spinach for him so that he can be stronger ;P

NEXT :

Ahh yes, the EPIC.. SUPERMAN!!!

MY brother tied a blanket around his neck as his 'cape' and jumped down the double decker bed attempting to FLY!!

Obviously, he didn't.

Intead, he cracked his head and my mom had to bring him to the hospital.

Apparently, Michelle's cousin also tried the same thing, except he wanted to jump off a TREE! Luckily for him, her uncle was there to stop him.. No head cracking there, huh?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I guess I made my point?

*sigh* girls are just so much smarter than guys... Sadness of life~

redang.. not yet

i wanted to blog about redang, but because i crashed my car into a huge drain 2 hours ago, i need to calm myself before i blog about redang..
maybe u will need to wait about a week or two before u hear about redang..
sorry, i'm sure u all wanted to see some redang pics.. but for now, it'll just be..

IM SO DEAD MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME FOR CRASHING THE CAR SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!