yee leng's 18th birthday

since's its my wormie's birthday today...

first of all, lemme wish it for the 4th time :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LA ULAT BULUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

because it's her birthday, i have to update my blog just to wish her ;D

it's the day she turns legal! ZOMG~

we kinda hung out at KFC, then me and esther went to baskin robbins(as an excuse) to try and get whipped cream.. but the stupid BR people don't let us have whipped cream unless we eat in! so we bought the ice cream, then we went over to the bakery and tried to find whipped cream~

sadly, we couldn't find any.. so we had to make do with some soft cheese(harder than cream though)

after that me and esther smsed sue reen(right beside esther) to bring yee leng to the toilet, but reen was DAMN slow at getting the msg because she has TWO phones! when she finally got it and went to the toilet, me and esther couldn't open the cheese packet! RAHH!! so when they came back we went to the sink and used keys to puncture a hole into the packet :D

after we smashed the cheese into her face, she balas dendam on me and i passed it on to esther~ we spent quite some time washing off the cheese from our face and hair but still smelt like cheese after that(gross)

stupid lilian had to go early.. so we went to play pool without her~ i also gave Socks to michelle, so michelle went to buy socks a new cage and some food :)

that's pretty much it because i had to go home after that...

OH and i almost forgot! michelle knocked her own neck with the cuestick because she sucks at pool too much HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Most interesting Menu

I went to a restaurant in SoHo Montkiara a few weeks ago.. But only got to uploading the pictures of their menu now because I'm Kim :)

Anyway here's one part of their menu, for their Chinese cuisine :




Okay! My favourite was crouching kitten hidden lizard(crouching tiger hidden dragon?? XD)
and AS IF that isn't amusing enough, check out the drinks!!!!

No words needed except LMAO!!

That's all! I'm too lazy to write more than this! Just enjoy the pictures :D

about 5 intan

hey everyone, i made a 5 intan group in facebook, ALL 5 intan-ers join please!

i don't have all 34 people from 5 intan's facebook, so invite all of those in ur facebook buddy list into 5 intan ok?!

would be so much easier to plan reunions and stuff later on.... so please do ur mastahh/ahlong a favour ok?

*sayangs*

Tagged by Steph!!

To let others to know you better.


1. How many family members do you have?
5!

2. What status are you now?
awesome

3.How many times do you been in a relationship?
zeewo(this word is copyrighted by Naim!)

4.Your nickname by your family and friends?
uh.. Kim, Kimmy, Kimmeh, Retard(Lydia only), Jondis(family only)

5.The best line of yours?
I'm Awesome ;D

6. Best friend?
Yee Leng

7.Best song for you?
For now... I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas

8. Favourite colour of yours?
ORANGE!!!!!

9.any pets?
Honey and Cookie!! (dogs)

10.any arguement with your best friends that you stated above?
Yes, she says I suck, and I insist that I'm AWESOME!

11. Who is the perfect stranger for you?
Josh Duhamel (sadly)

12.what is your best snacks?
Hmm... Strawberry yogurt :D

13. Do you ever miss someone?
Yeah, of course

14.most crazy thing you did ever?
Taking milo from a dustbin and drinking it (on a dare)

15.Have you ever sleep with your parents?
Of course! DUH!!

16.Have you ever kiss anyone same sex as you?
Family only :P

17.Are you pure?
Yeah, purely awesome!

18.Have you ever did something illegal?
Yeah!!!!!! I'm so awesome I should be made illegal ^^

19.wish to kiss someone right now?
lolololololololol

20.sleep with any opposite sex before?
Uhh.. family only as well

21.What T size are you?
No idea weh

22.Any represent in sport?
nope

23.Your dreamland?
a place where every1 gives me free stuff(that I want, which is currently a Sony Ericsson Satio)

24.Have you achieve your dream?
nope

25.List down 3 most influence and the one you need the most!
family, friends, myself

26. what make you most excited?
the thought of getting money from my parents! (only from parents, i dont like taking money from non-family members)

27.Do you feel yourself important?
sometimes?

28.The song with your love one? (if you do have)
huh?

29.Aim for now?
finishing my LAN essay

30.How you spend your weekend most of the time?
Online, go out, sleep ^^

31.Do you own any property?
Yeah, my phone ^^

32.How many kids you wish to have in future?
TWIN BOYS!!

33. Any secret talker now? who?
what's that? D:

34. List 5 best mates beside the 2 above.
uhhhhhh.. hmm.. everyone? :D

35.The one you most respect?
Daddy!!!


Now tagged at least 6 peoples do this tag!

1. Yee Leng
2. Cassie
3. Michelle
4. Amanda
5. Jo Bai
6. Anyone who wants to do this tag

My Pet Peeve

The other day, mr shushkov asked us to tell him our pet peeve. I lied on mine because my REAL pet peeve makes me sound like a snobbish bitchtard. Anyway, too many people's been bugging me and it's because THEY are my pet peeve!











So.. what's my pet peeve? Why, didn't u know already? I.. HATE!! stupid people... examples of a few types I can't stand :

I hate people who are dense
I hate people who are TOO slow
I hate it when people are so dim that they don't understand what u are explaining to them even after u explained more than THREE times!
I hate it when people can't spell definitely correctly, and insists that it is spelt definAtely
I hate it when people can't differentiate between Their, They're and THERE
I hate it when people dont know when to use Then and when to use Than
I hate it when people come to me and asks me to explain crap about class to them, and when I do, they are so dumb they don't get it even after u teach them again and again, using simpler and simpler words and ways to explain!


You get the picture, right? It's not like I will hate the person immediately, I will most probably correct the person and maybe get a little annoyed.. BUT if they're a combo of everything I stated up there, I'm really sure I will hate their guts!

The Mann Cream

Priceless picture, Priceless spelling, Priceless ad!




Note for all : The Farmer is illiterate.

Imaginative conversation :

Whoremonger : ZOMG! The Cream from sent from God! Look at this ad dude! It's so potent they have to use double N's to emphasize its Mannliness!

Farmer : How so?

Whoremonger : This cream makes our... *cough* banana.. bigger, stronger and it will last longer!

Farmer : Are you serious?! I have to get some!!

Whoremonger : Do you? I've seen yours the other day at the market.. Yours is so huge, your wife will cry if you use this!

Farmer : What?! No no no.. Bigger is always better! Why, she will cry out of happiness!

Whoremonger : Dude, I bet you don't know it but girls like it Just Nice. Although I do agree, bigger is always better, but too huge isn't good!

Farmer : Anyway, how do i use this magic fertilizer?

Whoremonger : Why, u rub it all over your banana of course!

Farmer : How is it going to make my bananas bigger if it's already growing?

Whoremonger : Well, I don't know how it works! But I've used it before and it works magic! ..... Wait, bananaS?! Dude, how many rounds can you do??

Farmer : I have thousands! I sell them to lots of women in the market!

Whoremonger : You sell them??? Dude, you sure have stamina! You have my full respect! I have to PAY women to buy my bananas!

Farmer : Oh well, it's easy! All I need to do is work really hard and they just grow and grow and grow non-stop!

Whoremonger : WOW! I can only grow 3 times after it produces seeds! Then it just dies.. You NEED to teach me how you do it!

Farmer : Hey, I didn't know you own a farm! Where is it? I can give you the phone numbers of my seed supplier!

Whoremonger : ...... (finally gets what the farmer's been talking about all along)


The End.

Sorry for this extremely Syok Sendiri post, but I'm really bored and I have this picture... I also know that this post is extremely stupid and really really lame... :( But I'm bored, so please forgive me! Btw, please don't call the number =.= this is a real ad from Penang..

my life my life my life!!

okay okay, i've chged my blog link but i've yet to update my blog.. i KNOW I KNOW!! yee leng and michelle(chong, the roommate) has been nagging me non stop to UPDATE UR BLOG LAH!

michelle was so desperate for me to blog on my awesome life that she threatened not to talk to me until i updated my blog :P

something that she didn't manage to accomplish because she can't live without talking to The Awesome One HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

anyway, i shall update a bit about what's been happening for the past few weeks...
first : i'm back in college, which means i will have to slp beside michelle(Again) :X
lemme see wat happens when i slp next to her...
#1 : i turn to lie on my right side and i see her face 5 inches from mine (and so i freak out and turn away)
#2 : my hand or foot is always on her bed (or so she says)
#3 : this is one of my favs :P she says i smacked her face with my huge pink taufu that i hug to slp (heehee! sounds awesome, no?)
#4 : we take turns telling each other that our heads went over to each other's bed

ok enough abt the boring stuff... what's AWESOME is that we have a NEW roommate! yeah, sarah's gone.. kinda miss her although she was rly quiet.. but our new roomie is alright :P
her name is sze jia, which is rly hard to pronounce if u wanna speak rly fast(something i always love doing) so we asked her if we can call her jia or something easier.. turns out she's an Audrey!! AWESOME!! anyway, audrey's rly rly neat! she kinda rearranged some stuff in the kitchen and she moved our shoerack to another area... O_O woots!
but then again, she has a lot of time because her classes only starts next week... kinda KESIAN because thr's nothing to do at home but eating, slping(in the heat) and watching tv without astro.. i've experienced a day in the apartment and i hated it! i even watched popeye, some puppet show and some other show called... wonder rat or something like that..

anyway anyway.. classes are AWESOME! i miss mr m and mr st TO THE MAX! but totally dont miss 'the other one' wheee! i'm so so so happy to be rid of 'the other one' :P
currently, i have mr sean(who is rly nice, but kinda boring sometimes... maybe because he's shy?) mr michel(pronounced michelle.. and he looks like The Rock.. how wrong!) and mr joh- i mean misteRRRR ShurrssshhhkoVVVVVVVV( as he likes it, because it makes his name sounds more russian) :P

anyway mr shushkov is awesome!, mr michel is rly rly energetic n dramatic.. sometimes it makes me wonder whr he gets all the energy from.. especially so early in the morning! i sometimes feel tired just watching him be energetic.. =.= mr sean's my first class at 8am everyday.. imagine how slpy i get! i mean... i really like him, he's nice.. but the class is rly quiet, so is he... so, as i only get a fwe hours of slp everyday, i get rly drowsy in class!

oh yeah.. thr's a shitty part to being in my 2nd semester of icpu.. LAN classes! it eats up my time! a total waste of 'sleeping in library' time if u ask me! the teacher's kinda okay, but seriously.. we've already done sejarah and kajian tempatan shit when we were in school! why make us do it again?! just because it's now in english, doesn't mean it 'has changed' and it's also hard for us to answer questions in english when, all our life we've been learning and answering the same things in MALAY! after 7 weeks, we will start moral studies... screw it! i'm only aiming for 50% here so that i can get my friggin' icpu scroll.. i dont care.. malaysian studies and moral studies can suck my legendary but imaginary Rising Dragon(credits to jay, sabahan) or at least, my Symbol of Strength(credits to Yee Leng)

to those who do not get what Rising Dragon or Symbol of Strength is, please... ask me :P i will GLADLY tell u! hahahaahahah!!

okay.. hmm.. this looks like a lot of text! but since this is going to be the post that will be up here for another few months before i update again, i shall ramble on!

last saturday i worked for estee lauder for their one day sale of the year, this is when they cut the prices of their products by more than 50% (no wonder la!)
i woke up at 4.45am that day to reach the hotel by 5.30.... when we reached the hotel, it was crowded with women just SITTING at the hallway of the entrance to the sale ballroom! i have pictures and a video.. will upload when i get home.. at 6, it was no longer a 'pool' of women, but a pool + a line down the stairs... after eating the free breakfast sponsored(about 6.30), the line from the staircase has then curved so much, it reached the dining area! (MADNESS!!!) i heard that thr were women lining up since 3am!

so.. i worked as assistant cashier.. my first customer spent 4k+ on make up! mostly origin stuff.. whatever that is~ i dont know shit abt make up ~_~
my biggest customer was this old indian dude who bought many many thousands of ringgit worth of make up n perfume! i had to pack him 3 HUGE plastic bags stuffed! (each plastic bag is as big as the black rubbish bag, if u get wat i mean)

that day i earned rm50.. i feel cheated! but its ok la! my first job LOL

this week, i tried working to promote maxis broadband! i gave up after 2 hours and quit the job because it sucked =.=

instead of earning rm10 that day as i should've, i ended up spending rm90 on a portable speaker HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! michelle, manda, phoeb, camilla and yee leng all gave me the 'swt, u suck' face when i told them T_T

ooh ooh.. now.. i've nothing to say! because that's all thats happening! i know!!!!!! MY LIFE IS BORING!!!! but what can i do?! i have to update my blog ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY because some PEOPLE(u know who u are) keep nagging me to update eet! T_T