Pizza Hut : Total waste of money and energy(from getting iritated)

Ok, I wanted to post about this shitness yesterday, but I didn't have time to online, unlike now.
Anyway, yesterday I went to Pizza Hut with a few friends; Lilian, Li Ying and Yee Leng, to celebrate the end of mid term exams...
I ate 2 teeny- tiny bread sticks, 2 glasses of Coke, a bowl of soup and I had to pay 11 bucks. Whee. I rock.
Want to know why I got ripped off by a fast food outlet?

Let's start from the orders.

I ordered that damn sensasi delight thing which was suppose to be 7 bucks.. but if u add govt. tax and service tax, it becomes 9 bucks. but what the hell, whatever. I usually dont go all "eww, there goes 50 cents! nooo~ my money~~" but hey, I'm broke, alright? Ok, I ordered their new sensasi delight meal with their new spagetti.. That crap ass spagetti tasted like shit, so I didn't finish it. That was how I only ate the stuff I wrote above there and NO spagetti. I felt like puking! Literally! It tasted like rojak sauce with spagetti noodles rolled in it! And its "meatball" were more like meatscraps than meatballs. Ok, so I sound very wrong right, but dude, seriously, that's totally cheating! Lilian specifically asked "This spagetti has meatballs right?" The waitress says "Yes." Like, hello. Please learn some English and know how to differentiate between meatballs and meatscraps! Meatballs are round shaped balls of meat! Not some puny pieces of leftover meat you find lying around at the floor of the market near the chicken stand! Dammit!!

15 minutes later, both our "spagetti" noodles arrived.

We tasted it and looked at each other... EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Since Lilian was hungry, she ate everything ang I left my own plate of "spagetti" untouched...
Lilian was saying that the meatballs tasted okay, I just had to correct her! "Hello, it's meatscraps, not meatballs." And for me, the meatscraps tasted just as bad as the noodles.

That covers 9 bucks of my money right, what about the other 2 bucks? Didn't I say I paid 11 bucks? Well, yeah. The other 2 bucks were for new glass of Coke. Whee.

You know what? I'm so not going back to Pizza Hut for sensasi delights. Ever.

Compare Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh With The Egg Steak :

Compare this Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh with the Egg Steak from the previous post... doesn't this curry maggie look... utterly delicious?! Totally EATABLE?! C'mon!! Don't lie to urself!! It looks FANTASTIC!!!

Cooking Maggie(especially curry flavour) is one of my specialties!!

Here are the 6 easy steps to make Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh!!

Step #1 : Boil water(a little amount, just enough to cover the noodles)

Step #2 : Put in the powder

Step #3 : Put the noodles, vege and minced meat into the pot

Step #4 : Wait for it to cook ^_^"

Step #5 : Pour the noodles into the bowl

Step #6 : Crack an egg into the bowl

In just 6 easy steps, Voila!!~ delicious Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh!!! The egg must be stirred in the curry before eating though, else it'll be gross and raw(ew!).. When u stir it in the bowl, the curry turns thick n creamy~~ mmmm~~~~~

This is one of my recipies to the few things I know how to cook(besides Campbell Soup, Scrambled Egg, Maggie Goreng and Scrambled Eggs)

Egg Steak Ala-KimmeH

I tried frying eggs today because i was hungry.. here are some pictures of my attempts on frying them..

Attempt No. 1 :

Attempt No. 2 :

well isn't this cool?!~ both attempts of frying eggs seem to have failed badly! while i was frying them, my sister said she could smell them burning from upstairs.. and the kitchen was smoky from the pan..

Reactions from people who saw the eggs :

Sister : Whoa, now thats ugly
Brother : Ew.
Father : Oh my god, you are terrible!
Mother : ...
Cousin : Is that an oyster?
Aunt : What's that? (this question was repeated several times)
Father(answering my aunt) : Thats steak! HAHAHAHAH!!
Brother's girlfriend : What's that?

Well.. it just seems that i dont have the talent for cooking, eh? I did try my best at frying them though.. Too bad they turned out like that.. I did try eating them... They tasted like crap!
I didn't tell my father that though.. =X Anyway I had an argument with my dad that went something like this :

Father : You are terrible!! U dont even know how to fry an egg!
Me : But I know how to cook maggie goreng, maggie sup, boil egg, scramble egg and campbell soup!!
Father : So? I bet u dont even know how to boil water!
Me : I DO!!!
Father : Oh, really? How?
Me : Uhh... U put water into the periuk, put it on the stove and on the fire! Done!
Father : Ok, that's correct enough~ But do u know how to cook rice?
Me : Umm.. like.. DUH? U just wash the rice, put some water in and press the 'cook' button!
Father : Oh my god.. Then what happens when u go camping and there's no 'cook' button to press?
Me : Uhh..... No idea~

Conclusion : I do not know how to cook, satisfied? There it is.. Kim doesn't know how to cook! So how about it? At least i TRIED to fry the eggs! Why make such a big fuss about it?! T_T