okay, this is gonna be a short post okay. just a video.
this is a video for the rexona room make over advertisement!
my little pet lilian is in it with her famous "oh. my. goshhhhh"
enjoy!!
i'm gonna watch it on wednesday lilian~ ^^"
Monday, July 28, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Norlia, the good Mother of Convent Kajang
First, let me introduce you all to the mother of my school, Norlia.
Here's a potrait of her :
Yes. She's beautiful isn't she? Sad to say, this picture is a little too pretty to be her.. but Norlia is old.. So we must spare her feelings and make her picture look nicer than she REALLY does. This is drawn by a group of artists.. Names will not be written for safety reasons..
Norlia is just dumb. She's probably bored, sitting in her nice big, air conditioned office.. Which is why she came up with dumb rules such as :
#1 : My dear girls, you must wear clogs in the toilet. It is SO dirty when you walk into the toilet with your shoes after PE session! All the mud! ahhhh!! so dirty! so, so, so dirty! it dirties the floor!! please, my dear children, please take off your shoes, let the toilet smell of socks in addition to the pee smell and wear the clogs!
This is freaking disgusting because u do NOT know what the person before u did in the toilet. Maybe they dropped their blood soaked pad on it? Maybe their pee accidentally sprayed onto it? Maybe they dropped it into the jamban? Wow. That's so cool! I wanna put my feet into someone else's essence!! It gives me a really wonderful feeling! ... Yuck.
But, thanks to our seniors last year, we got out of this predicament and we thought we can "live happily ever after"..... but then...........
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#2 : Dear children, you must cut ur fringe to the length above your eyebrows, and for those with short hair, please pin all your flyaway or spiky hair to your head. Oh! I forgot. Those with rihanna haircuts, please cut your hair straight =) Oh yes, yes... Dont worry, I didn't forget about YOU! Girls with layered hair.. please please PLEASE cut your hair again and make it a straight cut! Layers are just so... unTIDY! yeah! that's the word! =) ooh yes, yes... I saved the best for last! Although I wear a short tudung myself, but i FORBID any students to follow my example! You must all wear long long long long tudungs that must go over your bra strap at the back and cover your boob shape in the front! As for me, I can wear tudungs that expose my neck, but I can do whatever I want because I'm the Queen of this school!! MUAhahahahhahahaah!!!!!
HAH! yeah, right! We did observe the way she pinned her tudung on the day of inspection. She wore an extra long tudung and pinned it to her clothes so as "to cover herself". That is so amazingly sweet of her! Awwwwww... I love her! Not.
Aww.. I'm sorry I dissapointed you by sitting cross-legged! But I've been doing so for what? umm...12 years? It's hard to change a habit you know~ Especially for someone as "unfeminine" as me! Oh, wow. Thanks mother. I just noticed how unfeminine it is to sit cross-legged! I mean, really!! I do!! Look, when we sit cross-legged, our thighs are open, and when we duduk bersimpul, our legs are put together! Ohhhhh MOTHER! That's SO considerate of you! After all, looking feminine in an all girls school is so important for the school image, is it not? Nevermind that we are having leg cramps sitting that way on the floor while all the teachers are sitting on proper chairs! Looking feminine and proper is the way to go!! Thank you, good Mother!
Okay, Mother. We will. Not.
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#5 : When greeting a teacher, please do not call her "Teacher" of "Cikgu" please call them by their title and name! That's the PROPER way! After all, I want all my dear children in school to remember all the teachers' names whether they teach your classes or not.. That's how you express your love to teachers! By knowing their names and respecting them!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Yes, sure, Puan Norlia. I shall address all the teachers by greeting them "Cik blabla" and "Puan blabla" just because I love them. I pwomishh you wokay~ mwarrkss! I love you, teacher! oops.. I mean.. I love you, Puan Norlia! =)
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#6 : Oh, and my dear children? I hope you understand that I am very bored in my nice big office.. All alone.. So I like to rearrange time tables, just for fun! I just hope you dont mind it too much! After all, if you think of it on the bright side, this will prepare you for work in the future when you have different shifts!
Okay, teacher. We won't mind. After all, this IS good for our future... We can't say 'no' to you, can we now, good Mother?
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#7 : Oh, I'm sorry my little 5 Intan loves.. Although I allowed your seniors last year to do games, manicure and body art to raise funds last year, I cant possibly let YOU do it, too!
But teacher.. We already bought the nailpolish and pens for it because we got the green light from dear Puan Asmah!
Oh, I'm sorry, dear.. but I think you should have come to me, not Puan Asmah. I'm afraid you'll just have to cover your cost by selling food.. =)
Oh.. Mother! What about games? We're doing this game where you use chopsticks to pick out marbles from the..
WHAT? Games?! No, no, no, my dear! Games are very noisy! Although I allow the prefects to have a haunted house where students will surely scream, but I can't allow you to have the game where students use chopsticks to pick out marbles from a basin of water! It's too NOISY!!
(After sending in a few angelic faced girls for a grovelling session with Norlia)
Okay girls, I shall allow you to do manicure and hand art, alright? Make sure your hand art doesn't exceed the wrist, ok? *blows a kiss*
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#8 : Oh, darlings~ I have this really amazing idea! I was surfing the internet justnow when I was bored in my office and I found out that class streaming is actually a thingamajig! I searched for it's definition and I really LOVED it! I shall apply it to our Form 5 science students at once! I'm so excited that I feel high! It feels as if I ate 5 doses of Ice! This is mind-bloggling! This shall not wait till next year! This is just too.. too.. what's that word? um.. too... too NICE! yeah! that's the word!! This is too NICE to wait!! Oh ,did I forget to mention? During one of those lonely office times, I was thinking of Geylang, so I decided to rename my 3 science classes from Intan(Diamond), Berliand(Diamond), and Zamrud(Emerald) to Terbilang, Gemilang and Cemerlang! Isn't this WONDERFUL?! I thought of these 3 rhyming names all by myself! You oughta be proud of me!! Oh, I know that the classes are all at different chapters in their 10 subjects, but I'm sure you can speed things up, no? I want all of you teachers to stay back after school hours to teach the students, even if only one student attends the extra class, I want you to TEACH! This shows commitment! Oh, what? Oh! no, no, no, no, no!! I'm not giving you extra pay! no! No over time pay! This is your responsibility! And since I'm the Queen of Convent Kajang, you must obey me! MUAhahahahahahahahaah!!!!
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That's just part of Her Royal Dumbness, Norlia.
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I'll write about her bullshittiness again another time. But I really gotta go now. Bye! -Kim-
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Here's a potrait of her :
Yes. She's beautiful isn't she? Sad to say, this picture is a little too pretty to be her.. but Norlia is old.. So we must spare her feelings and make her picture look nicer than she REALLY does. This is drawn by a group of artists.. Names will not be written for safety reasons..
Norlia is just dumb. She's probably bored, sitting in her nice big, air conditioned office.. Which is why she came up with dumb rules such as :
#1 : My dear girls, you must wear clogs in the toilet. It is SO dirty when you walk into the toilet with your shoes after PE session! All the mud! ahhhh!! so dirty! so, so, so dirty! it dirties the floor!! please, my dear children, please take off your shoes, let the toilet smell of socks in addition to the pee smell and wear the clogs!
This is freaking disgusting because u do NOT know what the person before u did in the toilet. Maybe they dropped their blood soaked pad on it? Maybe their pee accidentally sprayed onto it? Maybe they dropped it into the jamban? Wow. That's so cool! I wanna put my feet into someone else's essence!! It gives me a really wonderful feeling! ... Yuck.
But, thanks to our seniors last year, we got out of this predicament and we thought we can "live happily ever after"..... but then...........
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#2 : Dear children, you must cut ur fringe to the length above your eyebrows, and for those with short hair, please pin all your flyaway or spiky hair to your head. Oh! I forgot. Those with rihanna haircuts, please cut your hair straight =) Oh yes, yes... Dont worry, I didn't forget about YOU! Girls with layered hair.. please please PLEASE cut your hair again and make it a straight cut! Layers are just so... unTIDY! yeah! that's the word! =) ooh yes, yes... I saved the best for last! Although I wear a short tudung myself, but i FORBID any students to follow my example! You must all wear long long long long tudungs that must go over your bra strap at the back and cover your boob shape in the front! As for me, I can wear tudungs that expose my neck, but I can do whatever I want because I'm the Queen of this school!! MUAhahahahhahahaah!!!!!
HAH! yeah, right! We did observe the way she pinned her tudung on the day of inspection. She wore an extra long tudung and pinned it to her clothes so as "to cover herself". That is so amazingly sweet of her! Awwwwww... I love her! Not.
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#3 : Please duduk bersimpul in assembly. Sitting cross-legged is SO not feminine...
Aww.. I'm sorry I dissapointed you by sitting cross-legged! But I've been doing so for what? umm...12 years? It's hard to change a habit you know~ Especially for someone as "unfeminine" as me! Oh, wow. Thanks mother. I just noticed how unfeminine it is to sit cross-legged! I mean, really!! I do!! Look, when we sit cross-legged, our thighs are open, and when we duduk bersimpul, our legs are put together! Ohhhhh MOTHER! That's SO considerate of you! After all, looking feminine in an all girls school is so important for the school image, is it not? Nevermind that we are having leg cramps sitting that way on the floor while all the teachers are sitting on proper chairs! Looking feminine and proper is the way to go!! Thank you, good Mother!
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#4: Oh, dears? Please bring a notebook when you attend the weekly assembly.. I like imagining that all of you will copy down everything that I say and hug the notebook filled with my speeches to sleep everynight. It makes me feel so.. HAPPY!
Okay, Mother. We will. Not.
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#5 : When greeting a teacher, please do not call her "Teacher" of "Cikgu" please call them by their title and name! That's the PROPER way! After all, I want all my dear children in school to remember all the teachers' names whether they teach your classes or not.. That's how you express your love to teachers! By knowing their names and respecting them!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Yes, sure, Puan Norlia. I shall address all the teachers by greeting them "Cik blabla" and "Puan blabla" just because I love them. I pwomishh you wokay~ mwarrkss! I love you, teacher! oops.. I mean.. I love you, Puan Norlia! =)
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#6 : Oh, and my dear children? I hope you understand that I am very bored in my nice big office.. All alone.. So I like to rearrange time tables, just for fun! I just hope you dont mind it too much! After all, if you think of it on the bright side, this will prepare you for work in the future when you have different shifts!
Okay, teacher. We won't mind. After all, this IS good for our future... We can't say 'no' to you, can we now, good Mother?
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#7 : Oh, I'm sorry my little 5 Intan loves.. Although I allowed your seniors last year to do games, manicure and body art to raise funds last year, I cant possibly let YOU do it, too!
But teacher.. We already bought the nailpolish and pens for it because we got the green light from dear Puan Asmah!
Oh, I'm sorry, dear.. but I think you should have come to me, not Puan Asmah. I'm afraid you'll just have to cover your cost by selling food.. =)
Oh.. Mother! What about games? We're doing this game where you use chopsticks to pick out marbles from the..
WHAT? Games?! No, no, no, my dear! Games are very noisy! Although I allow the prefects to have a haunted house where students will surely scream, but I can't allow you to have the game where students use chopsticks to pick out marbles from a basin of water! It's too NOISY!!
(After sending in a few angelic faced girls for a grovelling session with Norlia)
Okay girls, I shall allow you to do manicure and hand art, alright? Make sure your hand art doesn't exceed the wrist, ok? *blows a kiss*
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#8 : Oh, darlings~ I have this really amazing idea! I was surfing the internet justnow when I was bored in my office and I found out that class streaming is actually a thingamajig! I searched for it's definition and I really LOVED it! I shall apply it to our Form 5 science students at once! I'm so excited that I feel high! It feels as if I ate 5 doses of Ice! This is mind-bloggling! This shall not wait till next year! This is just too.. too.. what's that word? um.. too... too NICE! yeah! that's the word!! This is too NICE to wait!! Oh ,did I forget to mention? During one of those lonely office times, I was thinking of Geylang, so I decided to rename my 3 science classes from Intan(Diamond), Berliand(Diamond), and Zamrud(Emerald) to Terbilang, Gemilang and Cemerlang! Isn't this WONDERFUL?! I thought of these 3 rhyming names all by myself! You oughta be proud of me!! Oh, I know that the classes are all at different chapters in their 10 subjects, but I'm sure you can speed things up, no? I want all of you teachers to stay back after school hours to teach the students, even if only one student attends the extra class, I want you to TEACH! This shows commitment! Oh, what? Oh! no, no, no, no, no!! I'm not giving you extra pay! no! No over time pay! This is your responsibility! And since I'm the Queen of Convent Kajang, you must obey me! MUAhahahahahahahahaah!!!!
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That's just part of Her Royal Dumbness, Norlia.
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I'll write about her bullshittiness again another time. But I really gotta go now. Bye! -Kim-
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
The List Of My Beloved Pets ^^"
okay, i know that u all must be thinking "what the hell does she mean her pet?!" but okay, i'll explain. ^^
me being me, is of course, weird, full of crap and damn ass "funny" as u put it. but i did this because i'm bored and anyway, u all agreed to be my pets anyway :D
okay, i'll start off by introducing myself as Mastahh Kim, the monkey.
then for now, i'll introduce u to my top 10 favourite pets, the Espada.
#1 : Charlene - a monster, named Garlene.
#2 : Amanda - a koala, named Honey.
#3 : Yee Leng - a butterfly(she started off as a worm called Ulat Bulu, which morphed into a cocoon named Cirit and finally she is now a butterfly), named Candy.
#4 : Phoebe - a spaniel, named Baby.
#5 : Esther - a Manx cat, named Girl-Girl.
#6 : Lis - a stoysterfish(in case u dont know, this is a cross breed between a starfish and an oyster), named Awwww~
#7 : Chris - a laughing hyena, named Giggles.
#8 : Lilian - a hamster who stole my birthday, named Momo.
#9 : Eunice - a tuna(she insisted on being an animal bigger than a monkey ^^), named Armai.
#10 : Ferlynne - a crab, named Goldilocks(because she sat on a chair that broke, just like what Goldilocks did to Baby Bear's chair xD)
These are my 10 espadas, they are allowed to bully the other pets with no ranking and those who have lower ranking than them. Which means the weakest Espada would be Girl-Girl and the strongest would be Garlene.
Here's my list of pets without ranking :
Afnatul - a penguin, named Sahara. (opposites are perfect!)
Allecia - a pig, named Biba.
Atiqah - an eel, named Unagi.
Arul - a dragon, named Darling.
Guga - a shark, named Yuuuuuu~
Hazel - a dinosaur, named Barney.
Jason - a seahorse, named Ocean Beauty. (he's a seahorse because he's the only guy pet i have.. and i wan all my pets to be able to bear children! and the seahorse is the only male animal that carries the babies, so u know ^^)
Joan - a chameleon, named Rambo. (the total opposite of Joan, who is skinny like a stick)
Kristin - a guinea pig, named Bee Sue.
Li Ying - a polar bear, named Chau Yong.
Lu Ting - a kangaroo, named Leng Lui.
Mel - a rabbit, named Supercallyfragilisticexpealidocious.
Michelle - a sheep, named Teletubby.
Naim - a turtle, named Kecik. (because she's so petite :D)
Ng - a frog, named Sexy.
Nirai - a unicorn, named Hang Gempak. (because she insisted that she must have a very "gempak" name)
Priya - a jellyfish, named Pudding.
Qian Peng - a phoenix, named Api. (way to put off the coolness in a phoenix, huh XD)
Renu - a squirrel, named Squeaky.
Shazlida - a lizard, named Idarrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~
Shobana - a mosquito, named Aedes.
Shyuan Mey - an aligator, named Buaya.
Sue Reen - a tortoise, named Sugar.
Tien Pao - a dolphin, named Ning-kuPao. (ROFLMAO, i LOVE her name!!)
Veronica - a camel, named Humps.
Wendy - a squid, named Squindy.
Wan Yung - a whale, named Paus.
Yashini - a panda, named Dear.
Aww crap! I ran out of pets :( I want more more more!!! T_T
here's the list of pet animals i want! :
tarantula
peacock
anaconda
sloth
chipmunk
horse
giraffe
will anyone else volunteer? ;D
me being me, is of course, weird, full of crap and damn ass "funny" as u put it. but i did this because i'm bored and anyway, u all agreed to be my pets anyway :D
okay, i'll start off by introducing myself as Mastahh Kim, the monkey.
then for now, i'll introduce u to my top 10 favourite pets, the Espada.
#1 : Charlene - a monster, named Garlene.
#2 : Amanda - a koala, named Honey.
#3 : Yee Leng - a butterfly(she started off as a worm called Ulat Bulu, which morphed into a cocoon named Cirit and finally she is now a butterfly), named Candy.
#4 : Phoebe - a spaniel, named Baby.
#5 : Esther - a Manx cat, named Girl-Girl.
#6 : Lis - a stoysterfish(in case u dont know, this is a cross breed between a starfish and an oyster), named Awwww~
#7 : Chris - a laughing hyena, named Giggles.
#8 : Lilian - a hamster who stole my birthday, named Momo.
#9 : Eunice - a tuna(she insisted on being an animal bigger than a monkey ^^), named Armai.
#10 : Ferlynne - a crab, named Goldilocks(because she sat on a chair that broke, just like what Goldilocks did to Baby Bear's chair xD)
These are my 10 espadas, they are allowed to bully the other pets with no ranking and those who have lower ranking than them. Which means the weakest Espada would be Girl-Girl and the strongest would be Garlene.
Here's my list of pets without ranking :
Afnatul - a penguin, named Sahara. (opposites are perfect!)
Allecia - a pig, named Biba.
Atiqah - an eel, named Unagi.
Arul - a dragon, named Darling.
Guga - a shark, named Yuuuuuu~
Hazel - a dinosaur, named Barney.
Jason - a seahorse, named Ocean Beauty. (he's a seahorse because he's the only guy pet i have.. and i wan all my pets to be able to bear children! and the seahorse is the only male animal that carries the babies, so u know ^^)
Joan - a chameleon, named Rambo. (the total opposite of Joan, who is skinny like a stick)
Kristin - a guinea pig, named Bee Sue.
Li Ying - a polar bear, named Chau Yong.
Lu Ting - a kangaroo, named Leng Lui.
Mel - a rabbit, named Supercallyfragilisticexpealidocious.
Michelle - a sheep, named Teletubby.
Naim - a turtle, named Kecik. (because she's so petite :D)
Ng - a frog, named Sexy.
Nirai - a unicorn, named Hang Gempak. (because she insisted that she must have a very "gempak" name)
Priya - a jellyfish, named Pudding.
Qian Peng - a phoenix, named Api. (way to put off the coolness in a phoenix, huh XD)
Renu - a squirrel, named Squeaky.
Shazlida - a lizard, named Idarrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~
Shobana - a mosquito, named Aedes.
Shyuan Mey - an aligator, named Buaya.
Sue Reen - a tortoise, named Sugar.
Tien Pao - a dolphin, named Ning-kuPao. (ROFLMAO, i LOVE her name!!)
Veronica - a camel, named Humps.
Wendy - a squid, named Squindy.
Wan Yung - a whale, named Paus.
Yashini - a panda, named Dear.
Aww crap! I ran out of pets :( I want more more more!!! T_T
here's the list of pet animals i want! :
tarantula
peacock
anaconda
sloth
chipmunk
horse
giraffe
will anyone else volunteer? ;D
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Pizza Hut : Total waste of money and energy(from getting iritated)
Ok, I wanted to post about this shitness yesterday, but I didn't have time to online, unlike now.
Anyway, yesterday I went to Pizza Hut with a few friends; Lilian, Li Ying and Yee Leng, to celebrate the end of mid term exams...
I ate 2 teeny- tiny bread sticks, 2 glasses of Coke, a bowl of soup and I had to pay 11 bucks. Whee. I rock.
Want to know why I got ripped off by a fast food outlet?
Let's start from the orders.
I ordered that damn sensasi delight thing which was suppose to be 7 bucks.. but if u add govt. tax and service tax, it becomes 9 bucks. but what the hell, whatever. I usually dont go all "eww, there goes 50 cents! nooo~ my money~~" but hey, I'm broke, alright? Ok, I ordered their new sensasi delight meal with their new spagetti.. That crap ass spagetti tasted like shit, so I didn't finish it. That was how I only ate the stuff I wrote above there and NO spagetti. I felt like puking! Literally! It tasted like rojak sauce with spagetti noodles rolled in it! And its "meatball" were more like meatscraps than meatballs. Ok, so I sound very wrong right, but dude, seriously, that's totally cheating! Lilian specifically asked "This spagetti has meatballs right?" The waitress says "Yes." Like, hello. Please learn some English and know how to differentiate between meatballs and meatscraps! Meatballs are round shaped balls of meat! Not some puny pieces of leftover meat you find lying around at the floor of the market near the chicken stand! Dammit!!
15 minutes later, both our "spagetti" noodles arrived.
We tasted it and looked at each other... EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Since Lilian was hungry, she ate everything ang I left my own plate of "spagetti" untouched...
Lilian was saying that the meatballs tasted okay, I just had to correct her! "Hello, it's meatscraps, not meatballs." And for me, the meatscraps tasted just as bad as the noodles.
That covers 9 bucks of my money right, what about the other 2 bucks? Didn't I say I paid 11 bucks? Well, yeah. The other 2 bucks were for new glass of Coke. Whee.
You know what? I'm so not going back to Pizza Hut for sensasi delights. Ever.
Anyway, yesterday I went to Pizza Hut with a few friends; Lilian, Li Ying and Yee Leng, to celebrate the end of mid term exams...
I ate 2 teeny- tiny bread sticks, 2 glasses of Coke, a bowl of soup and I had to pay 11 bucks. Whee. I rock.
Want to know why I got ripped off by a fast food outlet?
Let's start from the orders.
I ordered that damn sensasi delight thing which was suppose to be 7 bucks.. but if u add govt. tax and service tax, it becomes 9 bucks. but what the hell, whatever. I usually dont go all "eww, there goes 50 cents! nooo~ my money~~" but hey, I'm broke, alright? Ok, I ordered their new sensasi delight meal with their new spagetti.. That crap ass spagetti tasted like shit, so I didn't finish it. That was how I only ate the stuff I wrote above there and NO spagetti. I felt like puking! Literally! It tasted like rojak sauce with spagetti noodles rolled in it! And its "meatball" were more like meatscraps than meatballs. Ok, so I sound very wrong right, but dude, seriously, that's totally cheating! Lilian specifically asked "This spagetti has meatballs right?" The waitress says "Yes." Like, hello. Please learn some English and know how to differentiate between meatballs and meatscraps! Meatballs are round shaped balls of meat! Not some puny pieces of leftover meat you find lying around at the floor of the market near the chicken stand! Dammit!!
15 minutes later, both our "spagetti" noodles arrived.
We tasted it and looked at each other... EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Since Lilian was hungry, she ate everything ang I left my own plate of "spagetti" untouched...
Lilian was saying that the meatballs tasted okay, I just had to correct her! "Hello, it's meatscraps, not meatballs." And for me, the meatscraps tasted just as bad as the noodles.
That covers 9 bucks of my money right, what about the other 2 bucks? Didn't I say I paid 11 bucks? Well, yeah. The other 2 bucks were for new glass of Coke. Whee.
You know what? I'm so not going back to Pizza Hut for sensasi delights. Ever.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie : Dead.
I would like every one of my friends and unknowns who read my blog to please... PLEASE mourn the death of both Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie... my 2 baby goldfish..
Brad Pitt died first, but I didn't blog about their deaths until now because I couldn't online.
Brad Pitt :
I'm sad to say that Brad Pitt died on the first day i brought him home. He was found floating at the bottom of the glass bottle I put him in with Angelina Jolie.
I made Brad Pitt a coffin made out of manila card and coloured paper... and tissue. The coffin is no bigger than the half my little finger, but it was a big space for my little Brad.. After making it, I invited a few of my friends to attend the funeral the next day by text message, then I put Brad Pitt in his coffin and kept him in the refridgerator.
The next day, a whole bunch of us went around school looking for the perfect spot to bury Brad Pitt. Damn a lot of people kept asking me to open the coffin so that they can have a last look at Brad before we buried him.. I made him a black cross using paper, cellophane tape and black ribbon.. ^^
I gave a speech and we buried Brad Pitt behind the science labs.. Then we scattered flowers around his grave and we had to go back to class.. Sigh.
Angelina Jolie :
Angelina Jolie died 5 weeks after Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, she died on a Saturday.. So instead of giving her a proper funeral like Brad Pitt, I had to flush her down the toilet! I'm so sorry Angelina!! But I had no choice... I couldn't leave Angelina floating in that dirty water for 2 days!! That's disgusting! I shall tell u how Angelina Jolie died.. She's a very strong baby goldfish! I forgot to feed her for 3 days and I left the food float around her for days.. When I remembered I didn't feed her, I showered a huge bunch of food into the water... Two days after that, I remembered about Angelina and went to check on her.. She was still alive, swimming near the surface of the bottle. That seemed normal enough, so I left my room.
That night, I went to check on Angelina Jolie again.. She was dead. Same position as Brad Pitt, she was floating around at the bottom of the bottle. Dead. But more pitiful because Angelina died in dirty, food-infested waters, while Brad Pitt died in clean water.
I was sad for awhile, but I got over it in a few minutes and I flushed Angelina Jolie down the toilet bowl. I'm so sorry Angelina! I promised to bury you beside Brad Pitt, but I couldn't leave you in the dirty water for 2 days until Monday just to bury you.. It was too disgusting to think of, so I had no choice but to flush you!
May you rest in peace, I will place the copper wire cross I made for you beside Brad Pitt's grave so that Brad will feed you beside him ^^
God please rest both their fishy souls. Amen.
Who am I kidding? I'm no christian! I'm a damn ass free thinker! *evil laughs*
Brad Pitt died first, but I didn't blog about their deaths until now because I couldn't online.
Brad Pitt :
I'm sad to say that Brad Pitt died on the first day i brought him home. He was found floating at the bottom of the glass bottle I put him in with Angelina Jolie.
I made Brad Pitt a coffin made out of manila card and coloured paper... and tissue. The coffin is no bigger than the half my little finger, but it was a big space for my little Brad.. After making it, I invited a few of my friends to attend the funeral the next day by text message, then I put Brad Pitt in his coffin and kept him in the refridgerator.
The next day, a whole bunch of us went around school looking for the perfect spot to bury Brad Pitt. Damn a lot of people kept asking me to open the coffin so that they can have a last look at Brad before we buried him.. I made him a black cross using paper, cellophane tape and black ribbon.. ^^
I gave a speech and we buried Brad Pitt behind the science labs.. Then we scattered flowers around his grave and we had to go back to class.. Sigh.
Angelina Jolie :
Angelina Jolie died 5 weeks after Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, she died on a Saturday.. So instead of giving her a proper funeral like Brad Pitt, I had to flush her down the toilet! I'm so sorry Angelina!! But I had no choice... I couldn't leave Angelina floating in that dirty water for 2 days!! That's disgusting! I shall tell u how Angelina Jolie died.. She's a very strong baby goldfish! I forgot to feed her for 3 days and I left the food float around her for days.. When I remembered I didn't feed her, I showered a huge bunch of food into the water... Two days after that, I remembered about Angelina and went to check on her.. She was still alive, swimming near the surface of the bottle. That seemed normal enough, so I left my room.
That night, I went to check on Angelina Jolie again.. She was dead. Same position as Brad Pitt, she was floating around at the bottom of the bottle. Dead. But more pitiful because Angelina died in dirty, food-infested waters, while Brad Pitt died in clean water.
I was sad for awhile, but I got over it in a few minutes and I flushed Angelina Jolie down the toilet bowl. I'm so sorry Angelina! I promised to bury you beside Brad Pitt, but I couldn't leave you in the dirty water for 2 days until Monday just to bury you.. It was too disgusting to think of, so I had no choice but to flush you!
May you rest in peace, I will place the copper wire cross I made for you beside Brad Pitt's grave so that Brad will feed you beside him ^^
God please rest both their fishy souls. Amen.
Who am I kidding? I'm no christian! I'm a damn ass free thinker! *evil laughs*
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Compare Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh With The Egg Steak :
Compare this Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh with the Egg Steak from the previous post... doesn't this curry maggie look... utterly delicious?! Totally EATABLE?! C'mon!! Don't lie to urself!! It looks FANTASTIC!!!
Cooking Maggie(especially curry flavour) is one of my specialties!!
Here are the 6 easy steps to make Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh!!
Step #1 : Boil water(a little amount, just enough to cover the noodles)
Step #2 : Put in the powder
Step #3 : Put the noodles, vege and minced meat into the pot
Step #4 : Wait for it to cook ^_^"
Step #5 : Pour the noodles into the bowl
Step #6 : Crack an egg into the bowl
In just 6 easy steps, Voila!!~ delicious Fab-Curry Maggie Ala-Kimmeh!!! The egg must be stirred in the curry before eating though, else it'll be gross and raw(ew!).. When u stir it in the bowl, the curry turns thick n creamy~~ mmmm~~~~~
This is one of my recipies to the few things I know how to cook(besides Campbell Soup, Scrambled Egg, Maggie Goreng and Scrambled Eggs)
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Egg Steak Ala-KimmeH
I tried frying eggs today because i was hungry.. here are some pictures of my attempts on frying them..
Attempt No. 1 :
Attempt No. 2 :
well isn't this cool?!~ both attempts of frying eggs seem to have failed badly! while i was frying them, my sister said she could smell them burning from upstairs.. and the kitchen was smoky from the pan..
Reactions from people who saw the eggs :
Sister : Whoa, now thats ugly
Brother : Ew.
Father : Oh my god, you are terrible!
Mother : ...
Cousin : Is that an oyster?
Aunt : What's that? (this question was repeated several times)
Father(answering my aunt) : Thats steak! HAHAHAHAH!!
Brother's girlfriend : What's that?
I didn't tell my father that though.. =X Anyway I had an argument with my dad that went something like this :
Father : You are terrible!! U dont even know how to fry an egg!
Me : But I know how to cook maggie goreng, maggie sup, boil egg, scramble egg and campbell soup!!
Father : So? I bet u dont even know how to boil water!
Me : I DO!!!
Father : Oh, really? How?
Me : Uhh... U put water into the periuk, put it on the stove and on the fire! Done!
Father : Ok, that's correct enough~ But do u know how to cook rice?
Me : Umm.. like.. DUH? U just wash the rice, put some water in and press the 'cook' button!
Father : Oh my god.. Then what happens when u go camping and there's no 'cook' button to press?
Me : Uhh..... No idea~
Conclusion : I do not know how to cook, satisfied? There it is.. Kim doesn't know how to cook! So how about it? At least i TRIED to fry the eggs! Why make such a big fuss about it?! T_T
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