The other day, mr shushkov asked us to tell him our pet peeve. I lied on mine because my REAL pet peeve makes me sound like a snobbish bitchtard. Anyway, too many people's been bugging me and it's because THEY are my pet peeve!
So.. what's my pet peeve? Why, didn't u know already? I.. HATE!! stupid people... examples of a few types I can't stand :
I hate people who are dense
I hate people who are TOO slow
I hate it when people are so dim that they don't understand what u are explaining to them even after u explained more than THREE times!
I hate it when people can't spell definitely correctly, and insists that it is spelt definAtely
I hate it when people can't differentiate between Their, They're and THERE
I hate it when people dont know when to use Then and when to use Than
I hate it when people come to me and asks me to explain crap about class to them, and when I do, they are so dumb they don't get it even after u teach them again and again, using simpler and simpler words and ways to explain!
You get the picture, right? It's not like I will hate the person immediately, I will most probably correct the person and maybe get a little annoyed.. BUT if they're a combo of everything I stated up there, I'm really sure I will hate their guts!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The Mann Cream
Priceless picture, Priceless spelling, Priceless ad!
Note for all : The Farmer is illiterate.
Imaginative conversation :
Whoremonger : ZOMG! The Cream from sent from God! Look at this ad dude! It's so potent they have to use double N's to emphasize its Mannliness!
Farmer : How so?
Whoremonger : This cream makes our... *cough* banana.. bigger, stronger and it will last longer!
Farmer : Are you serious?! I have to get some!!
Whoremonger : Do you? I've seen yours the other day at the market.. Yours is so huge, your wife will cry if you use this!
Farmer : What?! No no no.. Bigger is always better! Why, she will cry out of happiness!
Whoremonger : Dude, I bet you don't know it but girls like it Just Nice. Although I do agree, bigger is always better, but too huge isn't good!
Farmer : Anyway, how do i use this magic fertilizer?
Whoremonger : Why, u rub it all over your banana of course!
Farmer : How is it going to make my bananas bigger if it's already growing?
Whoremonger : Well, I don't know how it works! But I've used it before and it works magic! ..... Wait, bananaS?! Dude, how many rounds can you do??
Farmer : I have thousands! I sell them to lots of women in the market!
Whoremonger : You sell them??? Dude, you sure have stamina! You have my full respect! I have to PAY women to buy my bananas!
Farmer : Oh well, it's easy! All I need to do is work really hard and they just grow and grow and grow non-stop!
Whoremonger : WOW! I can only grow 3 times after it produces seeds! Then it just dies.. You NEED to teach me how you do it!
Farmer : Hey, I didn't know you own a farm! Where is it? I can give you the phone numbers of my seed supplier!
Whoremonger : ...... (finally gets what the farmer's been talking about all along)
The End.
Sorry for this extremely Syok Sendiri post, but I'm really bored and I have this picture... I also know that this post is extremely stupid and really really lame... :( But I'm bored, so please forgive me! Btw, please don't call the number =.= this is a real ad from Penang..
Note for all : The Farmer is illiterate.
Imaginative conversation :
Whoremonger : ZOMG! The Cream from sent from God! Look at this ad dude! It's so potent they have to use double N's to emphasize its Mannliness!
Farmer : How so?
Whoremonger : This cream makes our... *cough* banana.. bigger, stronger and it will last longer!
Farmer : Are you serious?! I have to get some!!
Whoremonger : Do you? I've seen yours the other day at the market.. Yours is so huge, your wife will cry if you use this!
Farmer : What?! No no no.. Bigger is always better! Why, she will cry out of happiness!
Whoremonger : Dude, I bet you don't know it but girls like it Just Nice. Although I do agree, bigger is always better, but too huge isn't good!
Farmer : Anyway, how do i use this magic fertilizer?
Whoremonger : Why, u rub it all over your banana of course!
Farmer : How is it going to make my bananas bigger if it's already growing?
Whoremonger : Well, I don't know how it works! But I've used it before and it works magic! ..... Wait, bananaS?! Dude, how many rounds can you do??
Farmer : I have thousands! I sell them to lots of women in the market!
Whoremonger : You sell them??? Dude, you sure have stamina! You have my full respect! I have to PAY women to buy my bananas!
Farmer : Oh well, it's easy! All I need to do is work really hard and they just grow and grow and grow non-stop!
Whoremonger : WOW! I can only grow 3 times after it produces seeds! Then it just dies.. You NEED to teach me how you do it!
Farmer : Hey, I didn't know you own a farm! Where is it? I can give you the phone numbers of my seed supplier!
Whoremonger : ...... (finally gets what the farmer's been talking about all along)
The End.
Sorry for this extremely Syok Sendiri post, but I'm really bored and I have this picture... I also know that this post is extremely stupid and really really lame... :( But I'm bored, so please forgive me! Btw, please don't call the number =.= this is a real ad from Penang..
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
my life my life my life!!
okay okay, i've chged my blog link but i've yet to update my blog.. i KNOW I KNOW!! yee leng and michelle(chong, the roommate) has been nagging me non stop to UPDATE UR BLOG LAH!
michelle was so desperate for me to blog on my awesome life that she threatened not to talk to me until i updated my blog :P
something that she didn't manage to accomplish because she can't live without talking to The Awesome One HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
anyway, i shall update a bit about what's been happening for the past few weeks...
first : i'm back in college, which means i will have to slp beside michelle(Again) :X
lemme see wat happens when i slp next to her...
#1 : i turn to lie on my right side and i see her face 5 inches from mine (and so i freak out and turn away)
#2 : my hand or foot is always on her bed (or so she says)
#3 : this is one of my favs :P she says i smacked her face with my huge pink taufu that i hug to slp (heehee! sounds awesome, no?)
#4 : we take turns telling each other that our heads went over to each other's bed
ok enough abt the boring stuff... what's AWESOME is that we have a NEW roommate! yeah, sarah's gone.. kinda miss her although she was rly quiet.. but our new roomie is alright :P
her name is sze jia, which is rly hard to pronounce if u wanna speak rly fast(something i always love doing) so we asked her if we can call her jia or something easier.. turns out she's an Audrey!! AWESOME!! anyway, audrey's rly rly neat! she kinda rearranged some stuff in the kitchen and she moved our shoerack to another area... O_O woots!
but then again, she has a lot of time because her classes only starts next week... kinda KESIAN because thr's nothing to do at home but eating, slping(in the heat) and watching tv without astro.. i've experienced a day in the apartment and i hated it! i even watched popeye, some puppet show and some other show called... wonder rat or something like that..
anyway anyway.. classes are AWESOME! i miss mr m and mr st TO THE MAX! but totally dont miss 'the other one' wheee! i'm so so so happy to be rid of 'the other one' :P
currently, i have mr sean(who is rly nice, but kinda boring sometimes... maybe because he's shy?) mr michel(pronounced michelle.. and he looks like The Rock.. how wrong!) and mr joh- i mean misteRRRR ShurrssshhhkoVVVVVVVV( as he likes it, because it makes his name sounds more russian) :P
anyway mr shushkov is awesome!, mr michel is rly rly energetic n dramatic.. sometimes it makes me wonder whr he gets all the energy from.. especially so early in the morning! i sometimes feel tired just watching him be energetic.. =.= mr sean's my first class at 8am everyday.. imagine how slpy i get! i mean... i really like him, he's nice.. but the class is rly quiet, so is he... so, as i only get a fwe hours of slp everyday, i get rly drowsy in class!
oh yeah.. thr's a shitty part to being in my 2nd semester of icpu.. LAN classes! it eats up my time! a total waste of 'sleeping in library' time if u ask me! the teacher's kinda okay, but seriously.. we've already done sejarah and kajian tempatan shit when we were in school! why make us do it again?! just because it's now in english, doesn't mean it 'has changed' and it's also hard for us to answer questions in english when, all our life we've been learning and answering the same things in MALAY! after 7 weeks, we will start moral studies... screw it! i'm only aiming for 50% here so that i can get my friggin' icpu scroll.. i dont care.. malaysian studies and moral studies can suck my legendary but imaginary Rising Dragon(credits to jay, sabahan) or at least, my Symbol of Strength(credits to Yee Leng)
to those who do not get what Rising Dragon or Symbol of Strength is, please... ask me :P i will GLADLY tell u! hahahaahahah!!
okay.. hmm.. this looks like a lot of text! but since this is going to be the post that will be up here for another few months before i update again, i shall ramble on!
last saturday i worked for estee lauder for their one day sale of the year, this is when they cut the prices of their products by more than 50% (no wonder la!)
i woke up at 4.45am that day to reach the hotel by 5.30.... when we reached the hotel, it was crowded with women just SITTING at the hallway of the entrance to the sale ballroom! i have pictures and a video.. will upload when i get home.. at 6, it was no longer a 'pool' of women, but a pool + a line down the stairs... after eating the free breakfast sponsored(about 6.30), the line from the staircase has then curved so much, it reached the dining area! (MADNESS!!!) i heard that thr were women lining up since 3am!
so.. i worked as assistant cashier.. my first customer spent 4k+ on make up! mostly origin stuff.. whatever that is~ i dont know shit abt make up ~_~
my biggest customer was this old indian dude who bought many many thousands of ringgit worth of make up n perfume! i had to pack him 3 HUGE plastic bags stuffed! (each plastic bag is as big as the black rubbish bag, if u get wat i mean)
that day i earned rm50.. i feel cheated! but its ok la! my first job LOL
this week, i tried working to promote maxis broadband! i gave up after 2 hours and quit the job because it sucked =.=
instead of earning rm10 that day as i should've, i ended up spending rm90 on a portable speaker HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! michelle, manda, phoeb, camilla and yee leng all gave me the 'swt, u suck' face when i told them T_T
ooh ooh.. now.. i've nothing to say! because that's all thats happening! i know!!!!!! MY LIFE IS BORING!!!! but what can i do?! i have to update my blog ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY because some PEOPLE(u know who u are) keep nagging me to update eet! T_T
michelle was so desperate for me to blog on my awesome life that she threatened not to talk to me until i updated my blog :P
something that she didn't manage to accomplish because she can't live without talking to The Awesome One HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
anyway, i shall update a bit about what's been happening for the past few weeks...
first : i'm back in college, which means i will have to slp beside michelle(Again) :X
lemme see wat happens when i slp next to her...
#1 : i turn to lie on my right side and i see her face 5 inches from mine (and so i freak out and turn away)
#2 : my hand or foot is always on her bed (or so she says)
#3 : this is one of my favs :P she says i smacked her face with my huge pink taufu that i hug to slp (heehee! sounds awesome, no?)
#4 : we take turns telling each other that our heads went over to each other's bed
ok enough abt the boring stuff... what's AWESOME is that we have a NEW roommate! yeah, sarah's gone.. kinda miss her although she was rly quiet.. but our new roomie is alright :P
her name is sze jia, which is rly hard to pronounce if u wanna speak rly fast(something i always love doing) so we asked her if we can call her jia or something easier.. turns out she's an Audrey!! AWESOME!! anyway, audrey's rly rly neat! she kinda rearranged some stuff in the kitchen and she moved our shoerack to another area... O_O woots!
but then again, she has a lot of time because her classes only starts next week... kinda KESIAN because thr's nothing to do at home but eating, slping(in the heat) and watching tv without astro.. i've experienced a day in the apartment and i hated it! i even watched popeye, some puppet show and some other show called... wonder rat or something like that..
anyway anyway.. classes are AWESOME! i miss mr m and mr st TO THE MAX! but totally dont miss 'the other one' wheee! i'm so so so happy to be rid of 'the other one' :P
currently, i have mr sean(who is rly nice, but kinda boring sometimes... maybe because he's shy?) mr michel(pronounced michelle.. and he looks like The Rock.. how wrong!) and mr joh- i mean misteRRRR ShurrssshhhkoVVVVVVVV( as he likes it, because it makes his name sounds more russian) :P
anyway mr shushkov is awesome!, mr michel is rly rly energetic n dramatic.. sometimes it makes me wonder whr he gets all the energy from.. especially so early in the morning! i sometimes feel tired just watching him be energetic.. =.= mr sean's my first class at 8am everyday.. imagine how slpy i get! i mean... i really like him, he's nice.. but the class is rly quiet, so is he... so, as i only get a fwe hours of slp everyday, i get rly drowsy in class!
oh yeah.. thr's a shitty part to being in my 2nd semester of icpu.. LAN classes! it eats up my time! a total waste of 'sleeping in library' time if u ask me! the teacher's kinda okay, but seriously.. we've already done sejarah and kajian tempatan shit when we were in school! why make us do it again?! just because it's now in english, doesn't mean it 'has changed' and it's also hard for us to answer questions in english when, all our life we've been learning and answering the same things in MALAY! after 7 weeks, we will start moral studies... screw it! i'm only aiming for 50% here so that i can get my friggin' icpu scroll.. i dont care.. malaysian studies and moral studies can suck my legendary but imaginary Rising Dragon(credits to jay, sabahan) or at least, my Symbol of Strength(credits to Yee Leng)
to those who do not get what Rising Dragon or Symbol of Strength is, please... ask me :P i will GLADLY tell u! hahahaahahah!!
okay.. hmm.. this looks like a lot of text! but since this is going to be the post that will be up here for another few months before i update again, i shall ramble on!
last saturday i worked for estee lauder for their one day sale of the year, this is when they cut the prices of their products by more than 50% (no wonder la!)
i woke up at 4.45am that day to reach the hotel by 5.30.... when we reached the hotel, it was crowded with women just SITTING at the hallway of the entrance to the sale ballroom! i have pictures and a video.. will upload when i get home.. at 6, it was no longer a 'pool' of women, but a pool + a line down the stairs... after eating the free breakfast sponsored(about 6.30), the line from the staircase has then curved so much, it reached the dining area! (MADNESS!!!) i heard that thr were women lining up since 3am!
so.. i worked as assistant cashier.. my first customer spent 4k+ on make up! mostly origin stuff.. whatever that is~ i dont know shit abt make up ~_~
my biggest customer was this old indian dude who bought many many thousands of ringgit worth of make up n perfume! i had to pack him 3 HUGE plastic bags stuffed! (each plastic bag is as big as the black rubbish bag, if u get wat i mean)
that day i earned rm50.. i feel cheated! but its ok la! my first job LOL
this week, i tried working to promote maxis broadband! i gave up after 2 hours and quit the job because it sucked =.=
instead of earning rm10 that day as i should've, i ended up spending rm90 on a portable speaker HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! michelle, manda, phoeb, camilla and yee leng all gave me the 'swt, u suck' face when i told them T_T
ooh ooh.. now.. i've nothing to say! because that's all thats happening! i know!!!!!! MY LIFE IS BORING!!!! but what can i do?! i have to update my blog ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY because some PEOPLE(u know who u are) keep nagging me to update eet! T_T
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