okay, i know that u all must be thinking "what the hell does she mean her pet?!" but okay, i'll explain. ^^
me being me, is of course, weird, full of crap and damn ass "funny" as u put it. but i did this because i'm bored and anyway, u all agreed to be my pets anyway :D
okay, i'll start off by introducing myself as Mastahh Kim, the monkey.
then for now, i'll introduce u to my top 10 favourite pets, the Espada.
#1 : Charlene - a monster, named Garlene.
#2 : Amanda - a koala, named Honey.
#3 : Yee Leng - a butterfly(she started off as a worm called Ulat Bulu, which morphed into a cocoon named Cirit and finally she is now a butterfly), named Candy.
#4 : Phoebe - a spaniel, named Baby.
#5 : Esther - a Manx cat, named Girl-Girl.
#6 : Lis - a stoysterfish(in case u dont know, this is a cross breed between a starfish and an oyster), named Awwww~
#7 : Chris - a laughing hyena, named Giggles.
#8 : Lilian - a hamster who stole my birthday, named Momo.
#9 : Eunice - a tuna(she insisted on being an animal bigger than a monkey ^^), named Armai.
#10 : Ferlynne - a crab, named Goldilocks(because she sat on a chair that broke, just like what Goldilocks did to Baby Bear's chair xD)
These are my 10 espadas, they are allowed to bully the other pets with no ranking and those who have lower ranking than them. Which means the weakest Espada would be Girl-Girl and the strongest would be Garlene.
Here's my list of pets without ranking :
Afnatul - a penguin, named Sahara. (opposites are perfect!)
Allecia - a pig, named Biba.
Atiqah - an eel, named Unagi.
Arul - a dragon, named Darling.
Guga - a shark, named Yuuuuuu~
Hazel - a dinosaur, named Barney.
Jason - a seahorse, named Ocean Beauty. (he's a seahorse because he's the only guy pet i have.. and i wan all my pets to be able to bear children! and the seahorse is the only male animal that carries the babies, so u know ^^)
Joan - a chameleon, named Rambo. (the total opposite of Joan, who is skinny like a stick)
Kristin - a guinea pig, named Bee Sue.
Li Ying - a polar bear, named Chau Yong.
Lu Ting - a kangaroo, named Leng Lui.
Mel - a rabbit, named Supercallyfragilisticexpealidocious.
Michelle - a sheep, named Teletubby.
Naim - a turtle, named Kecik. (because she's so petite :D)
Ng - a frog, named Sexy.
Nirai - a unicorn, named Hang Gempak. (because she insisted that she must have a very "gempak" name)
Priya - a jellyfish, named Pudding.
Qian Peng - a phoenix, named Api. (way to put off the coolness in a phoenix, huh XD)
Renu - a squirrel, named Squeaky.
Shazlida - a lizard, named Idarrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~
Shobana - a mosquito, named Aedes.
Shyuan Mey - an aligator, named Buaya.
Sue Reen - a tortoise, named Sugar.
Tien Pao - a dolphin, named Ning-kuPao. (ROFLMAO, i LOVE her name!!)
Veronica - a camel, named Humps.
Wendy - a squid, named Squindy.
Wan Yung - a whale, named Paus.
Yashini - a panda, named Dear.
Aww crap! I ran out of pets :( I want more more more!!! T_T
here's the list of pet animals i want! :
tarantula
peacock
anaconda
sloth
chipmunk
horse
giraffe
will anyone else volunteer? ;D
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Pizza Hut : Total waste of money and energy(from getting iritated)
Ok, I wanted to post about this shitness yesterday, but I didn't have time to online, unlike now.
Anyway, yesterday I went to Pizza Hut with a few friends; Lilian, Li Ying and Yee Leng, to celebrate the end of mid term exams...
I ate 2 teeny- tiny bread sticks, 2 glasses of Coke, a bowl of soup and I had to pay 11 bucks. Whee. I rock.
Want to know why I got ripped off by a fast food outlet?
Let's start from the orders.
I ordered that damn sensasi delight thing which was suppose to be 7 bucks.. but if u add govt. tax and service tax, it becomes 9 bucks. but what the hell, whatever. I usually dont go all "eww, there goes 50 cents! nooo~ my money~~" but hey, I'm broke, alright? Ok, I ordered their new sensasi delight meal with their new spagetti.. That crap ass spagetti tasted like shit, so I didn't finish it. That was how I only ate the stuff I wrote above there and NO spagetti. I felt like puking! Literally! It tasted like rojak sauce with spagetti noodles rolled in it! And its "meatball" were more like meatscraps than meatballs. Ok, so I sound very wrong right, but dude, seriously, that's totally cheating! Lilian specifically asked "This spagetti has meatballs right?" The waitress says "Yes." Like, hello. Please learn some English and know how to differentiate between meatballs and meatscraps! Meatballs are round shaped balls of meat! Not some puny pieces of leftover meat you find lying around at the floor of the market near the chicken stand! Dammit!!
15 minutes later, both our "spagetti" noodles arrived.
We tasted it and looked at each other... EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Since Lilian was hungry, she ate everything ang I left my own plate of "spagetti" untouched...
Lilian was saying that the meatballs tasted okay, I just had to correct her! "Hello, it's meatscraps, not meatballs." And for me, the meatscraps tasted just as bad as the noodles.
That covers 9 bucks of my money right, what about the other 2 bucks? Didn't I say I paid 11 bucks? Well, yeah. The other 2 bucks were for new glass of Coke. Whee.
You know what? I'm so not going back to Pizza Hut for sensasi delights. Ever.
Anyway, yesterday I went to Pizza Hut with a few friends; Lilian, Li Ying and Yee Leng, to celebrate the end of mid term exams...
I ate 2 teeny- tiny bread sticks, 2 glasses of Coke, a bowl of soup and I had to pay 11 bucks. Whee. I rock.
Want to know why I got ripped off by a fast food outlet?
Let's start from the orders.
I ordered that damn sensasi delight thing which was suppose to be 7 bucks.. but if u add govt. tax and service tax, it becomes 9 bucks. but what the hell, whatever. I usually dont go all "eww, there goes 50 cents! nooo~ my money~~" but hey, I'm broke, alright? Ok, I ordered their new sensasi delight meal with their new spagetti.. That crap ass spagetti tasted like shit, so I didn't finish it. That was how I only ate the stuff I wrote above there and NO spagetti. I felt like puking! Literally! It tasted like rojak sauce with spagetti noodles rolled in it! And its "meatball" were more like meatscraps than meatballs. Ok, so I sound very wrong right, but dude, seriously, that's totally cheating! Lilian specifically asked "This spagetti has meatballs right?" The waitress says "Yes." Like, hello. Please learn some English and know how to differentiate between meatballs and meatscraps! Meatballs are round shaped balls of meat! Not some puny pieces of leftover meat you find lying around at the floor of the market near the chicken stand! Dammit!!
15 minutes later, both our "spagetti" noodles arrived.
We tasted it and looked at each other... EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Since Lilian was hungry, she ate everything ang I left my own plate of "spagetti" untouched...
Lilian was saying that the meatballs tasted okay, I just had to correct her! "Hello, it's meatscraps, not meatballs." And for me, the meatscraps tasted just as bad as the noodles.
That covers 9 bucks of my money right, what about the other 2 bucks? Didn't I say I paid 11 bucks? Well, yeah. The other 2 bucks were for new glass of Coke. Whee.
You know what? I'm so not going back to Pizza Hut for sensasi delights. Ever.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie : Dead.
I would like every one of my friends and unknowns who read my blog to please... PLEASE mourn the death of both Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie... my 2 baby goldfish..
Brad Pitt died first, but I didn't blog about their deaths until now because I couldn't online.
Brad Pitt :
I'm sad to say that Brad Pitt died on the first day i brought him home. He was found floating at the bottom of the glass bottle I put him in with Angelina Jolie.
I made Brad Pitt a coffin made out of manila card and coloured paper... and tissue. The coffin is no bigger than the half my little finger, but it was a big space for my little Brad.. After making it, I invited a few of my friends to attend the funeral the next day by text message, then I put Brad Pitt in his coffin and kept him in the refridgerator.
The next day, a whole bunch of us went around school looking for the perfect spot to bury Brad Pitt. Damn a lot of people kept asking me to open the coffin so that they can have a last look at Brad before we buried him.. I made him a black cross using paper, cellophane tape and black ribbon.. ^^
I gave a speech and we buried Brad Pitt behind the science labs.. Then we scattered flowers around his grave and we had to go back to class.. Sigh.
Angelina Jolie :
Angelina Jolie died 5 weeks after Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, she died on a Saturday.. So instead of giving her a proper funeral like Brad Pitt, I had to flush her down the toilet! I'm so sorry Angelina!! But I had no choice... I couldn't leave Angelina floating in that dirty water for 2 days!! That's disgusting! I shall tell u how Angelina Jolie died.. She's a very strong baby goldfish! I forgot to feed her for 3 days and I left the food float around her for days.. When I remembered I didn't feed her, I showered a huge bunch of food into the water... Two days after that, I remembered about Angelina and went to check on her.. She was still alive, swimming near the surface of the bottle. That seemed normal enough, so I left my room.
That night, I went to check on Angelina Jolie again.. She was dead. Same position as Brad Pitt, she was floating around at the bottom of the bottle. Dead. But more pitiful because Angelina died in dirty, food-infested waters, while Brad Pitt died in clean water.
I was sad for awhile, but I got over it in a few minutes and I flushed Angelina Jolie down the toilet bowl. I'm so sorry Angelina! I promised to bury you beside Brad Pitt, but I couldn't leave you in the dirty water for 2 days until Monday just to bury you.. It was too disgusting to think of, so I had no choice but to flush you!
May you rest in peace, I will place the copper wire cross I made for you beside Brad Pitt's grave so that Brad will feed you beside him ^^
God please rest both their fishy souls. Amen.
Who am I kidding? I'm no christian! I'm a damn ass free thinker! *evil laughs*
Brad Pitt died first, but I didn't blog about their deaths until now because I couldn't online.
Brad Pitt :
I'm sad to say that Brad Pitt died on the first day i brought him home. He was found floating at the bottom of the glass bottle I put him in with Angelina Jolie.
I made Brad Pitt a coffin made out of manila card and coloured paper... and tissue. The coffin is no bigger than the half my little finger, but it was a big space for my little Brad.. After making it, I invited a few of my friends to attend the funeral the next day by text message, then I put Brad Pitt in his coffin and kept him in the refridgerator.
The next day, a whole bunch of us went around school looking for the perfect spot to bury Brad Pitt. Damn a lot of people kept asking me to open the coffin so that they can have a last look at Brad before we buried him.. I made him a black cross using paper, cellophane tape and black ribbon.. ^^
I gave a speech and we buried Brad Pitt behind the science labs.. Then we scattered flowers around his grave and we had to go back to class.. Sigh.
Angelina Jolie :
Angelina Jolie died 5 weeks after Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, she died on a Saturday.. So instead of giving her a proper funeral like Brad Pitt, I had to flush her down the toilet! I'm so sorry Angelina!! But I had no choice... I couldn't leave Angelina floating in that dirty water for 2 days!! That's disgusting! I shall tell u how Angelina Jolie died.. She's a very strong baby goldfish! I forgot to feed her for 3 days and I left the food float around her for days.. When I remembered I didn't feed her, I showered a huge bunch of food into the water... Two days after that, I remembered about Angelina and went to check on her.. She was still alive, swimming near the surface of the bottle. That seemed normal enough, so I left my room.
That night, I went to check on Angelina Jolie again.. She was dead. Same position as Brad Pitt, she was floating around at the bottom of the bottle. Dead. But more pitiful because Angelina died in dirty, food-infested waters, while Brad Pitt died in clean water.
I was sad for awhile, but I got over it in a few minutes and I flushed Angelina Jolie down the toilet bowl. I'm so sorry Angelina! I promised to bury you beside Brad Pitt, but I couldn't leave you in the dirty water for 2 days until Monday just to bury you.. It was too disgusting to think of, so I had no choice but to flush you!
May you rest in peace, I will place the copper wire cross I made for you beside Brad Pitt's grave so that Brad will feed you beside him ^^
God please rest both their fishy souls. Amen.
Who am I kidding? I'm no christian! I'm a damn ass free thinker! *evil laughs*
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