I AM ANGRY

OK, I know that I've not updated my blog in ages...
And many things I'm gonna rant about, most wouldn't know.. But here's a brief explanation:
I've left home and moved to Brisbane, Australia. I have an asshole jerk for a housemate who is inconsiderate, stupid and a hypocrite. I also have an annoying, pinch-coin, selfish and long-winded landlord who keeps popping into the house a few times every week.

Rant:

I AM SO ANGRY with my landlord. I just had 3 hours of sleep last night and I just fell asleep at 7. He called me at 7.30 to nag me about how I swept the house but didn't use the pan to put the dust in. GUESS WHAT? THERE IS NO DUSTPAN!! There is only a tiny brush with an attached pan that will you have to squat in order to sweep up everything.

At least I've swept the place!! My housemate(the jerk) was supposed to vacuum up the dust I've put in the corner. I've swept the house on Tuesday and told him to vacuum and mop the place. It is Saturday today and I've swept the place AGAIN and he still hasn't done what I asked him to do on TUESDAY!!

It is because of the jerk, that the landlord saw the pile of dust and called me in the middle of my catch up sleep. More info on the jerk later - ANYWAY the dumb landlord nagged n told me in detail like as if I'm a retard(eg: my housemate) how to use the mini dustpan and brush(that already has dust accumulated on its frayed ends so it can't sweep nuts) for 10 minutes!!

After that call, I was so angry that I couldn't sleep back!

FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!! I HATE YOU BOTH!! I hope that some drunk rapist will just RAPE YOUR ASS!!

Info on jerk housemate:

He is a hypocrite who claims to be neat and tidy(just because he organizes his things into boxes in his room) and yet he is DIRTY in the common area. Please take note that being messy and clean(like myself) is VERY different from being neat and DIRTY!!
I may leave my clothes scattered on the table in my room and have my bags everywhere, but my THINGS are clean and there is not much CRAP lying around. I also leave the common clean and wash the dishes properly after I used them!

On the other hand, he leaves his dumb food sitting in the rubbish bin and bits of food from his cooking on the kitchen counter. He also doesn't wash the dishes and pans properly because when I use them after him, there are remnants of HIS food stuck to the pan/spatula - ITS GROSS!!

He is also an inconsiderate jerkhole who uses the pots n pans before me and EAT while watching TV, and only washes them AFTER he finishes watching TV. Means if I want to cook my food after him, I will have to wait about AN HOUR before I can start cooking. Inconsiderate JERK!!

Also, I always thought that going to UQ would eliminate the chances of my ever meeting dumb ass stupid idiots. Well, I LIVE with one now!! It surprises me how such a dumb ass like him can get into UQ. I don't know if he's book smart, but he is definitely not smart from every other sense! There are so many things I've always assumed were general knowledge and he doesn't even know them!! A few examples would be that he didn't know that instant pancake mix existed, he thinks that Accounting is "an easy job, you just enter in numbers into a computer and the computer will do all the work for you. Then they pay you a lot! I want to be rich!". .... DUMB ASS!! I _KNOW_ people who are accountants and they work like DOGS for their pay, and it isn't much when you just start off!! Hell, if there were such an easy job with a high pay, EVERYONE would be accountants!!

Oh, one more thing he said that offended me a LOT!
Let me quote him:
"People who live in big bungalow houses are not happy families. Me? My family lives in a Semi-D house and we are very happy."
Okay, this quote has many points that I need to explain.

First: I live in a bungalow house and MY family is a very happy and close family.
Second: WHO is he to say that families who live in bungalows are unhappy?? Hell, he told me that he rarely sees his own father who works as a doctor. Apparently only sees him a few hours a week. HOW IS THAT A HAPPY FAMILY??
Third: He said he wanted to be rich. Does this mean that although he said families who live in bungalows are unhappy, he still wants to be rich?? HYPOCRITE!!!
Fourth: So, families who live in a Semi-D house are really happy? I know a LOT of friends from broken families who DON'T live in bungalows. NOW EAT THAT!!

Next,
he always goes on and on about him eating so healthily and shit. Well, I can see that he eats 4 full meals a day and most of the time the meals are instant noodles and food that makes you fat(bad for health, yo) He's just the type of guy who eats like a bull and remains skinny and gross. Also, I've been in the common room a few times when he was eating and he eats LOUDLY like.. with his mouth open and making the loud iritating noise!!

Ah yes, noise. He plays his keyboard at night when I want to study/sleep. Very considerate, no? ASSHOLE!! He plays it without earphones when he can just plug his earphones in so I wouldn't be disturb, but he doesn't!! He also blows his nose really loudly at the sink about 20 times a day and it sounds like an elephant trumpet!

You must be thinking. Wow, Kim. You sure rant a LOT!! Well, I'M NOT DONE YET!!
During the first week, I was trying to be nice and friendly to him so I introduced him to a few of my friends I met during orientation. He was polite to them - and then he turned back to his HELP University friends and chatted with them while my friends and I stood there waiting for AT LEAST an introduction.... that never came. THAT IS FUCKING RUDE!!!

After that, I was pretty annoyed with him but still trying to be patient and nice because I'm used to having awesome and friendly housemates who are close together.... So we agreed to get internet together, and we walked to the mall together(5 minutes walk, really near!) Before going to the mall, he told me to wait for a minute while he applies sunblock lotion for the 5 minute walk. So I waited for him and we left. He opened this huge ass umbrella to shield himself from the sun and told me how he forgot to apply sunblock for a day and got "SO dark". He also told me how he loves fair skin and dislikes tanned skin. The entire time he was telling me this, he was under his big ass umbrella while I stood beside him UNDER THE SUN!!

Please.. tell me.. what kinda GUY would stand under an umbrella beside his HOUSEMATE and not offer to share? ESPECIALLY SINCE THE HOUSEMATE IS A GIRL???!?!!!

Anyway, we never got to share the internet. He ended up buying a mobile broadband and I had to go on to get my own Naked Broadband(that I had to pay 500 dollars for the modem MYSELF) Why is that? Oh, he heard from his FRIENDS that the mobile broadband was better and he doesn't wanna share with me because I'll only be here for a year while the contract for the internet is 2 years. Well, I have my internet now so I'm not so bitter anymore. But, SUCK on this asshole, my internet is WAY better than yours now!!

Oh yeah, remember me saying that he's a stupid asshole? Once, he said that Australians are really unfriendly(this isn't true, Aussies I've met are WAY friendlier than most Malaysians) and that they use Australian slang words. He was really angry that they used Aussie slang because he didn't understand them and his justification is that "Why did they use that term? It isn't international!" WELL BUDDY, that's why it's called AUSSIE SLANG, not INTERNATIONAL SLANG!! You are in Australia now, so LEARN it instead of expecting people to talk the way YOU do just because you are Asian!!

Speaking of that, he also uses a FAKE accent that is neither American, British or Australian. It's just fake and very obvious he is trying hard to sound different(from other FOB Asians) Well, it's ANNOYING and it PHAILS!! Not only is it plainly fake, he also speaks broken English which annoys the hell outta me because he sometimes alternates between American, British and the Unknown accent - ALL in broken English!!

ARGH!! I feel better now after this :)

Will update the blog with happier things(hopefully) next time!!

Kim